What those car-company names REALLY stand for:
ACURA
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
AMC
Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW
Bavarian Manure Wagon
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
DODGE
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
EDSEL
Every Day Something Else Leaks
FIAT
Fix It Again, Tony!
FORD
Found On Road, Dead
First On Race Day
GEO
Good Engineering Overlooked
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
HONDA
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable AND Inexpensive
JEEP
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MUSTANG
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment
or
Old ladies driving slowly making others behind insanely late everyday
PINTO
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB
Sad Attempt At Beauty
SATURN
Sorry about that unusual rattling noise
SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd-Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
hehehehe, good one, LOVE the honda one.
Id@
ps: ATP = Another Tremendous Performer
I thought ATP = Another Terrible Product. lol j/k
Quote from: Bigscrb15 on September 28, 2005, 12:19:06 PM
I thought ATP = Another Terrible Product. lol j/k
And then your Karma dropped :o
lol
for FORD my dad told me this "Fix or Repair Daily" ;D
You forgot PONTIAC
Poor ole Neanderthal thinks it's a Cadillac