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Title: Did we have children? rated PG-13
Post by: apkkfx400 on September 21, 2005, 04:59:45 PM
THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN

A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAY HELLO.


HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM.

SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?".


TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN."


NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL AND SAYS "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY AS$ WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY A$S?"


SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."
Title: Re: Did we have children? rated PG-13
Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on September 21, 2005, 05:05:37 PM
Already posted, but funny :)
Title: Re: Did we have children? rated PG-13
Post by: Southern4x4 on September 21, 2005, 05:14:51 PM
LOL
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Post by: ~Demon_Boy~ on September 21, 2005, 06:14:24 PM
lol ive seen funnier but this was still pretty funny
Title: Re: Did we have children? rated PG-13
Post by: bigscrub79 on September 21, 2005, 09:47:19 PM
Thats funny stuff. :D
Title: Re: Did we have children? rated PG-13
Post by: Honda250ex on October 02, 2005, 03:49:18 PM
THATS MESSED UP
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Post by: Honda250ex on October 10, 2005, 10:21:12 PM
If that was somebody, I think they would take their son out of the class
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Post by: 2006YFZ450 on November 01, 2005, 03:43:22 PM
LOL...... 8) 8)
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Post by: o4250 on November 01, 2005, 06:50:41 PM
Quote from: Raptor700R on November 01, 2005, 03:43:22 PM
LOL...... 8) 8)
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