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Title: Prayers Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on September 21, 2005, 08:02:13 AM FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme with anything and I don't give a sh*t Amen. Title: Re: Prayers Post by: Southern4x4 on September 21, 2005, 08:07:25 AM lol
Title: Re: Prayers Post by: bigscrub79 on September 21, 2005, 09:50:56 AM LMAO thats hillarious.
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