FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to
do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer
to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very
best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme with anything and I don't give a sh*t Amen.
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LMAO thats hillarious.