first one is for lauren. ;D
How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but its gonna take 10 visits.
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What do you call a blonde that lost 90% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
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Why did God give blondes 2 more brain cells than horses?
So they don't poop on the streets in parades.
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How do you confuse a blonde?
You can't, they were born that way.
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Why are blonde jokes so short?
So brunettes can remember them.
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Why do alot of blondes drive BMW's?
Its the only car they know how to spell.
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her joke on Wednesday.
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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.
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What do a blonde and a cow patty have in common?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
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Why do men like blonde jokes?
Because they can understand them.
(that was just to keep the women quiet, lol.)
Quote from: Bigscrb15 on September 17, 2005, 05:42:50 PM
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So brunettes can remember them.
That's just wrong. ;)
Quote from: MrsPureLogic on September 20, 2005, 11:15:31 AM
Quote from: Bigscrb15 on September 17, 2005, 05:42:50 PM
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So brunettes can remember them.
That's just wrong. ;)
i agree! but the rest were pretty funny
I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I was out of vacation time. I figured the best way to get the boss to send me home was to act a little crazy - - he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off. I came in to work early the next day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of my coworkers (she's blonde. . it'll be important later) came in and asked me what I'm doing.
"Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb. "
A minute later the boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed. "You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off. "
With that, I jumped down and started walking out. My coworker (the blonde) started following me and the boss asked where she was going.
"I can't work in the dark," she said.
why aren't there any blonde cowgirls
they can't keep there calves together
Quote from: Bigscrb15 on September 17, 2005, 05:42:50 PM
Why do men like blonde jokes?
Because they can understand them.
(that was just to keep the women quiet, lol.)
WHAT!? OMG! DONALD CODY SMITH!! I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!
YOU DADGUM RETARD!!!! IM GONNA WHOOP YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:D
Quote from: Scrb15's Fiancee on October 20, 2005, 10:42:43 AM
Quote from: Bigscrb15 on September 17, 2005, 05:42:50 PM
Why do men like blonde jokes?
Because they can understand them.
(that was just to keep the women quiet, lol.)
WHAT!? OMG! DONALD CODY SMITH!! I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!
YOU DADGUM RETARD!!!! IM GONNA WHOOP YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:D
I said to keep the women QUIET, your not doin a very good job at that ;D And we aren't married yet so you can't divorce me.
Quote from: Scrb15's Fiancee on October 20, 2005, 10:42:43 AM
Quote from: Bigscrb15 on September 17, 2005, 05:42:50 PM
Why do men like blonde jokes?
Because they can understand them.
(that was just to keep the women quiet, lol.)
WHAT!? OMG! DONALD CODY SMITH!! I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!
YOU DADGUM RETARD!!!! IM GONNA WHOOP YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:D
lol... You know you're in trouble when she uses the full name. ;)
YOU DID NOT GO THERE! JUST TO LET YOU KNOW AFTER THE WEDDING YOU BUTT IS ON THE COUCH AND YOU ARE NOT GETING OFF OF IT.! YOU EXPLANE TO YOUR MOTHER HOW WE CAN NOT HAVE KIDS! THATS BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT TOUCH ME!! BECAUSE IM GONNA BE TOO BUSY TRYING TO BE QUITE!!!
(DID I DO A GOOD JOB YUBBA?)
AHHHHH:: I FEEL BETTER :: GRABS A CIGGY::
WOW, She seams like she means business. It's been nice knowing you bro. ;D