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Title: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: CAOSPOP on April 29, 2005, 07:16:41 AM ;D
1. I was sprayed by a skunk. 2. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious. 3. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers. 4. I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity. 5. I forgot to come back to work after lunch. 6. I couldn't find my shoes. 7. I hurt myself bowling. 8. I was spit on by a venomous snake. 9. I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow. 10. A hitman was looking for me. 11. My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser. 12. I eloped. 13. My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up. 14. My cat unplugged my alarm clock. 15. I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial. 16. I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India (note: she passed away 20 years before). 17. I forgot what day of the week it was. 18. Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night. 19. A tree fell on my car. 20. My monkey died. Title: Re: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: Honda328i on April 29, 2005, 07:25:02 AM My personal favorite:
"I found a snake in my engine" ;D Title: Re: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: SkyHighT100 on April 29, 2005, 08:58:17 AM Quote My personal favorite: "I found a snake in my engine" ;D Works everytime :) Title: Re: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: singleshot on April 29, 2005, 10:25:15 AM I just tell them I am having eye trouble. :o
I can't see myself comming to work today! ;D ;D Title: Re: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: dmljohnson on April 29, 2005, 10:51:34 AM i just i have a sleeping dis order......and when you finish start snoreing................. >:(
Title: Re: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: kawGIRL on April 29, 2005, 12:13:22 PM am having FEMALE problems LOL it works for male or female ;)
Title: Re: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: inked4life87 on April 29, 2005, 12:32:18 PM how about,i lost my dog in the everglades and need to go find him,my kids really miss him
Title: Re: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: kawGIRL on April 29, 2005, 12:43:32 PM Good IDEA!
Title: Re: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: CAOSPOP on April 29, 2005, 02:29:05 PM Quote My personal favorite: "I found a snake in my engine" ;D Poor thing he was just trying to stay warm. Title: Re: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: yfz450psycho on April 29, 2005, 03:20:09 PM tell your boss that you just lack intrest
Title: Re: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: Mrs.Nightbreed on April 29, 2005, 03:45:45 PM Quote am having FEMALE problems LOL it works for male or female ;) The best part of that one is that either way the boss doesn't want details [smiley=ThumbsUp.gif] Title: Re: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: CAOSPOP on April 29, 2005, 05:11:15 PM Quote tell your boss that you just lack intrest Self explanitory ;D Title: Re: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: kawGIRL on May 09, 2005, 10:12:05 AM Here is a good one...
My solar powered gate opener is dead and I can't get my car out of the driveway untill the sun comes back out ;D Title: Re: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: BIGWORM3699 ( ECP RACING) on May 09, 2005, 03:44:59 PM No excuse just do it. or Im sick, Im sick of being sick and tired
Title: Re: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: MuddyGurl101 on May 10, 2005, 11:12:56 AM Keep make excuses and you won't have a job to pay for your 4-wheeler!
Title: Re: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: yfz450psycho on May 10, 2005, 01:15:57 PM not if your the boss
Title: Re: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: klutchbuster400 on May 10, 2005, 01:30:09 PM hey anybody have any good excuses for getting out of school early to go riden ;D
Title: Re: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: kawGIRL on May 10, 2005, 01:40:00 PM NO! Stay in School and work on that spelling test ;)
Title: Re: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: yfz450psycho on May 10, 2005, 01:46:12 PM YEA STAY IN SCHOOL
Title: Re: Reasons to call in sick at work and go riding Post by: klutchbuster400 on May 10, 2005, 01:48:36 PM i do good in school see school s-c-h-o-o-l lol ;D
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