;D
1. I was sprayed by a skunk.
2. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.
3. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.
4. I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.
5. I forgot to come back to work after lunch.
6. I couldn't find my shoes.
7. I hurt myself bowling.
8. I was spit on by a venomous snake.
9. I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.
10. A hitman was looking for me.
11. My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.
12. I eloped.
13. My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.
14. My cat unplugged my alarm clock.
15. I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.
16. I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India (note: she passed away 20 years before).
17. I forgot what day of the week it was.
18. Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.
19. A tree fell on my car.
20. My monkey died.
My personal favorite:
"I found a snake in my engine" ;D
QuoteMy personal favorite:
"I found a snake in my engine" ;D
Works everytime :)
I just tell them I am having eye trouble. :o
I can't see myself comming to work today! ;D ;D
i just i have a sleeping dis order......and when you finish start snoreing................. >:(
am having FEMALE problems LOL it works for male or female ;)
how about,i lost my dog in the everglades and need to go find him,my kids really miss him
Good IDEA!
QuoteMy personal favorite:
"I found a snake in my engine" ;D
Poor thing he was just trying to stay warm.
tell your boss that you just lack intrest
Quoteam having FEMALE problems LOL it works for male or female ;)
The best part of that one is that either way the boss doesn't want details [smiley=ThumbsUp.gif]
Quotetell your boss that you just lack intrest
Self explanitory ;D
Here is a good one...
My solar powered gate opener is dead and I can't get my car out of the driveway untill the sun comes back out ;D
No excuse just do it. or Im sick, Im sick of being sick and tired
Keep make excuses and you won't have a job to pay for your 4-wheeler!
not if your the boss
hey anybody have any good excuses for getting out of school early to go riden ;D
NO! Stay in School and work on that spelling test ;)
YEA STAY IN SCHOOL
i do good in school see school s-c-h-o-o-l lol ;D