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MOM HAS THE FLU
And this was for only 5 days!!!!!  The following are the notes pinned to the pillow by the well-meaning husband of a mother who has the flu .
 

       Monday A.M.

       My Dearest: Please sleep late.  Everything under control.
       Lunches packed.
       Kids off to school.
       Menu for dinner planned.
       Your lunch is on a tray in refrigerator: finger-sandwiches and fruit cup.
       Thermos of hot tea by bedside.   
       See you around 6:00.   
       Hope you're feeling better.


       Tuesday A.M.

       Honey: Sorry about the egg rack in the refrigerator. I tried to catch it.
       Hope you got back to sleep.   
       Did the kids tell you about the Coke I put in their Thermos bottles?  Apparently not a good idea.   
       The school might call you on this.   
       Dinner may be a little late,  I'm doing your door-to-door canvas for liver research.   
       Your lunch is in refrigerator.
       Hope you like leftover chilli.


       Wednesday A.M.

       Dear Doris:
        Why in the name of all that is sane would you put soap powder in the flour canister!   
        If you have time, could you please come up with a likely place to find Chris's missing shoes?   
        We've checked the clothes hamper,garage, back seat of the car and wood box.   
        Did you know the school has a ruling on bedroom slippers?   
        There's some cold pizza for you on a napkin in the  frig.   
        Am trying to find out what smells in the kitchen.   
        Will be late tonight, driving eight Girl Scouts to tour meat packing house.


       Thursday A.M

       Doris:
       Don't panic over water in hallway.  It crested last night at 9P.M.
       Will finish laundry tonight.  Please pencil in answers to following:
       1. How do you turn on the garbage disposal?  I thought it was automatic... Guess not.
       2. Why would that rotten kid leave his shoes in his boots?
       3. How do you remove a Confederate flag inked on the palm of a small boy's hand?
       4. What do you do with leftovers when they begin to snap at you when you open the door?

       I don't know what you're having for lunch!  Surprise me!

       Friday A.M.

       Hey: Don't drink from pitcher by the sink!  Am trying to restore pink dress shirt to original white.
        Take heart. . . .. . Tonight the ironing will be folded, the house cleaned and the dinner will be on time................... I called your mother.

Love it. Had an operation 6 years ago you should have seen the house.
   Mama Grizz

that bad huh?

If I only took pictures I could have won a makeover lol
  Mama Grizz

I love it.  :D

Very cute..... Proves to me that I need to marry a handyman!