o.k i always enjoy this jokes some of them are funny. i,ll start firts
yo mamma is so fat that she has to get her finger nails done @ macco body shop.
yo mamma is so fat that she has two zip codes
yo mommas so fat shes on both sides of the family :o
yo mommas so fat when she went sky diving everyone the moon was fallin ;D* just made it up* lol
Yo mamma so fat ,when she fell down and broke her leg, Grease poured out.
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama is so fat she stepped on a digital scale and it started flashing "HELP......HELP......HELP"
(no comments lil brother)
Quote from: bigscrub79 on July 26, 2005, 11:01:07 AM
Yo mama is so fat she stepped on a digital scale and it started flashing "HELP......HELP......HELP"
(no comments lil brother)
He asked for it! We went to M.O.S.I(Museam of Science and Industry) about 2 years ago and they had a scale that displayed your weight on Earth, Moon, Mars, Pluto, etc. You just hit the button to see how much you would weigh on another planet. Well we were all taking turns and when it was Josh's turn he got on the scale and it flashed "Help, Help, Help" It was so funny! This is the god's honest truth, I am not lying.
yo momma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out
yo momma so fat she got more rolls than the bakery
yo mamma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said 8 6 7 5 3 0 9
yo mamma so fat she swam in an ocean and a whale jumpped over her and said we are family............even no you are fatter than me
Yo mamma so poor the other day I saw her walking down the street kicking a can, I asked her what she was doing and she said, "Moving"
Yo mammas so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
yo mommas so fat, she dont walk, she rolls. ;D
yo mamma so fat when she walks she causes earthquakes.
you're mamma so fat .... the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale!
your momma's so fat when her beeper goes off ppl think she's backing up.
your momma's so fat when she goes to the movie she sits next to everyone.
your momma's so fas she had to iron her pants on the driveway....
enjoy i'll be back w/ more. didn't want to spoil you all in one bout.
yo mamma so FAT! they had to install a 6" lift on the driveside of her car to level it out.
Quote from: Last Chance on August 01, 2005, 10:46:58 AM
yo mamma so fat shes on both sides of the family
ummm sorry dude, already said it
lol no prob, but ill have 2 talk about your momma 4 that one lol.
yo mommas so fat she has every bakery on speed dial ;D
what? ???
yo mommas so fat that when she sat in a monster truck it turned into a lowrider