You know you have a BIG dog when...
The sound of running water makes you jump up and yell, "OUTSIDE!"
You tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair.
It takes 3 people to get your dog on the scale at the vets.
You own a dog capable of pulling someone from a port-a-potty.
You carry a tape measure with you when shopping for a new vehicle.
You have given up on water dishes and you just use the bathtub.
You have to move over when brushing your teeth because your dog wants a drink.
You've learned to force a smile when asked "do you have a saddle for that thing?"
Your veterinarian has been able to put in a swimming pool, build a large home, buy jet skis and a vacation home in Florida.
You're holding your dog straddled between your legs when the doorbell rings and you find yourself quickly transported straight to the front door.
So true. Big Dogs Rule! :)
good one SwampRat..... ;D
If u cant run wit the big dogs buy a little 1.lol
:D