Bubba and Earl, two rednecks, were in a local Wal-Mart when they
decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.
Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and
extra-long spaghetti.
Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed, when the men met back at Wal-Mart...
Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied,
"Great, I love spaghetti!"
Earl asked Bubba, "How about you? How's the toilet brush?"
"Not so good," replied Bubba. "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."
Ouch!! LOL :D
I got one.What does a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?Someones loesn a trailer.
the paper or the corn thing :P