The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new
500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES
(USRSF).
These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia,
Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Texas and
Tennessee
boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following
facts
about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
This mess in Iraq should be over shortly.
How true is that? My only concern is that no one has contacted me yet to tell me when to report for duty. ;)
Where do I sign up, I want to join this elit force.
KILL THE BAS****S!!!!!!!
Im tryin to figure out where to sign up.
Hey Mike, just got the call..
i see you finally got your toilet installed at RR. :D
I am pick you up! I need someone to carry my ammo. ;D
How exactly we sposta march ....left right left left left right ?
now i only see one problem, how are we supposed to set up tree stands in the desert????
Quote from: dirty1 on July 13, 2005, 01:35:06 AM
now i only see one problem, how are we supposed to set up tree stands in the desert????
We will just use swamp buggies, that way we can keep the beer and crown royal cold.
i wonder if they will let us put outside seating and shooting stands on an Abrahms tank
Im in
This is hilarious...
What kind of decoys do we use?
How does the point system work... 10pts for sniper, 5pts suicide bomber, 3pts roof top jumper? or what.
black powder or open gun?