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Title: Why not to Fart in bed Post by: TRX350_On_The_Rack on July 07, 2005, 03:44:07 PM THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS. THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE.
THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR. EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR; SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT. THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT! THEN ONE CHRISTMAS MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE TURKEY FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE BOWL WHERE SHE HAD PUT THE TURKEY INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS. A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER. SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING BACK THE BED COVERS, SHE PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPANTS AND EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO HIS SHORTS. SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS USUAL TRUMPETING, WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM AND THE SOUND OF FRANTIC FOOTSTEPS AS HE RAN INTO THE BATHROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES! AFTER YEARS OF TORTURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRETTY GOOD. ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWNSTAIRS IN HIS BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS FACE. SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER. HE SAID, "HONEY, YOU WERE RIGHT." "ALL THESE YEARS YOU HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" ASKED HIS WIFE. "WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UP FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED. BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SOME VASELINE, AND THESE TWO FINGERS, I THINK I GOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN. Title: Re: Why not to Fart in bed Post by: big-daddy on July 07, 2005, 07:14:52 PM sick :D
Title: Re: Why not to Fart in bed Post by: bigscrub79 on July 07, 2005, 11:39:23 PM LOL :D
Title: Re: Why not to Fart in bed Post by: MxRacingChick21 on July 08, 2005, 09:27:12 AM :o
Title: Re: Why not to Fart in bed Post by: apkkfx400 on July 08, 2005, 09:30:15 AM ;D
Now that's funny, I don't care who ya are!! Title: Re: Why not to Fart in bed Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on July 08, 2005, 09:30:55 AM OH NO HE DIDN'T......LOL
Title: Re: Why not to Fart in bed Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on July 08, 2005, 09:32:07 AM ;D Now that's funny, I don't care who ya are!! If you don't think thats funny then you should get up outa here. :D Title: Re: Why not to Fart in bed Post by: Yamaha72 on July 09, 2005, 10:15:36 PM hahahaha ;Dhahahaha :Dhahahaha ;Dhahahaha :D
Title: Re: Why not to Fart in bed Post by: gery350 on July 11, 2005, 12:26:34 PM oh man . worth the tme it took to rea ;D ;Dd.
Title: Re: Why not to Fart in bed Post by: MrsPureLogic on July 14, 2005, 02:20:56 PM OMG!!! LOL :o
Title: Re: Why not to Fart in bed Post by: Ms.Mud on July 22, 2005, 06:44:25 PM OMG!!!!! LMBO im still laughing!!!!! (so whens part two comin out, i wanna find out how it ends lol , j/k)
Title: Re: Why not to Fart in bed Post by: Bigscrb15 on July 22, 2005, 11:09:24 PM LMAO!!! thats funny
Lord I apologize for makin fun of the fartin man and be with all them starvin pygmies down there in new guinea Title: Re: Why not to Fart in bed Post by: wheelie_boy on July 23, 2005, 03:40:48 PM :D :D hahahaha lol lol. that was funnnnnnyyyyy. :D
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