Last name: _________________
First name:
(Check appropriate box)
[_] billy bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
Age: ______ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: _____M_____F_____Not sure
Shoe Size: _____Left_____Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician
Spouse's Name_________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: _________________
3rd Spouse's Name: _________________
Lover's Name: ________________________
2nd Lover's Name: ___________________
Relationship to spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet
Number of children living in household: _____
Number of children living in shed: _____
Number that are yours: _____
Mother's Name: ___________________
Father's Name: ___________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
___ Total number of vehicles that you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Where your firearms are kept:
[_] truck [_] kitchen
[_] bedroom [_] bathroom
[_] shed
Model and year of your pickup: _______ 194_
Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; if no, please explain:
_____________________
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun
___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not applicable
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A
How many?_____
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man
How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 200-400 miles
[_] over 400 miles
[_] what's a miles?
hahahahaaha nice lol, i think its the same in texas ;D
That list must have been made by some godforsaken yankee, who deosn't deserve to breath southern air.
Lighten up... it was funny ;)
I resemble that remark. :D :D ;)
Quote from: klutchbuster350 on June 21, 2005, 01:48:41 AM
hahahahaaha nice lol, i think its the same in texas ;D
and in some places of west virginia.lol ;D
Good stuff ;D
Quote from: wheelie_boy on June 21, 2005, 08:18:30 AM
Quote from: klutchbuster350 on June 21, 2005, 01:48:41 AM
hahahahaaha nice lol, i think its the same in texas ;D
and in some places of west virginia.lol ;D
you mean all of west virginia.
You know the tooth brush was invented in West Virginia........................because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush.
The bad part is some of my old neighbors probably have a copy of
that form in their trailer houses.Except I think it had who was your
favorite rassler was on the questionaire.
Quote from: TRX450R_Racer on June 21, 2005, 10:03:29 PM
You know the tooth brush was invented in West Virginia........................because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush.
HEY, that's my joke. ;)
Here's another.
Whats the number 1 pick up line in West Virginia? Nice Tooth.
Another,
If you're born in W.V. you could never be charged with murder.
Everybody has the same DNA strand and there are no dental records to identify the body.
Thats good. ;D ;D ;D ;D