A mexican maid asked the lady of the house for a pay increase. The lady was very upset about his and asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria replied, "Well senora, there are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."
"Who said you iron better than me?"
"Your husband said so."
"Oh, And the second reason?"
Maria said, "The second is that I am a better cook then you."
"Nonsense! Who said you are a better cook than me?"
"Your husband did."
"Oh. And the third reason?"
Maria said, "I am a better lover than you."
By now the lady was furious and demanded, "Did my husband say that as well?"
"No senora, the gardener did!"
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