http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=78070&catid=187
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a
Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, 'Do you know what it is?' '
No, I don't,' said the little boy.
'Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from
your Mom before he goes to work.' Suddenly, a little girl at
the back of the room yelled, 'Spit it out! It's a piece of a$$!'
I don't know why I just thought of this joke LOL
Goes to show you that you don't need to be too bright to get a job like that.