The 2008 DNC promises change. Here's the schedule and agenda for the opening night of the Democratic National Convention. It's going to be so much fun I just can't wait.
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning
7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish
7:20 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging
7:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:00 P.M. How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
8:35 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:40 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
9:00 P.M. SaddA.M. Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
11.00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Collection for the OsA.M.a Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand
11:15 P.M. Free the Freedom Fighters from GuantanA.M.o Bay - Sean Penn
11:30 P.M. Oval Office Affairs - WilliA.M. Jefferson Clinton
11:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:50 P.M. How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers -
Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell
12:15 A.M. 'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Presented to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore
12:25 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:30 A.M. Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 A.M. Nomination of Barrack Hussan ObA.M.a by Nancy Pelosi
12:50 A.M. Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of The
; Great Satan', 'W' Bush
12:50 A.M. Hillary proposes a toast to our millions of new Illegal
Alien voters
1:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the
Republican party.
1:05 A.M. Coronation of Barrack Hussan ObA.M.a
1:30 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:35 A.M. Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home