A black guy
Walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check He marched
Straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing
Welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind
The counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening
From a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his
Beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2008
Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the
Long hour s, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the
Daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to
Say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her
Sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong
Sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV,
Stereo, bar, etc. Located above the garage, will be designated for your
Sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, just plain
Wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshittin' me!
The social worker said,
' Yeah, well . . You started it.'
lmfao! rolback1 rolback1 rolback1 rolback1 rolback1 very true.
LOOOOL
very old but still funny.
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Quote from: rider on April 18, 2008, 09:55:30 PM
Quote from: yfz450psycho on April 15, 2008, 09:55:58 PM
A black guy
ehhh why does it gota be a black guy?
It just wouldn't work with Mexicans because they are too busy picking crops and Cubans are busy selling cocaine. ;)
Quote from: JackL on April 18, 2008, 10:27:38 PM
Quote from: rider on April 18, 2008, 09:55:30 PM
Quote from: yfz450psycho on April 15, 2008, 09:55:58 PM
A black guy
ehhh why does it gota be a black guy?
It just wouldn't work with Mexicans because they are too busy picking crops and Cubans are busy selling cocaine. ;)
lol i was jk
So true but funny. :R
ROFL!!!!! thats hilarious!!!!!
NICE!!!
dont need a drug test for welfare but u do for employment. u.s could save billions drug testin for welfare checks
While you're worrying about those folks;
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/11/24/ap/cabstatepent/main4631343.shtml?source=search_story
and here's more;
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/11/05/politics/otherpeoplesmoney/main4575337.shtml
and on and on and on.
Quote from: AintSkeered on November 27, 2008, 09:25:27 AM
While you're worrying about those folks;
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/11/24/ap/cabstatepent/main4631343.shtml?source=search_story
and here's more;
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/11/05/politics/otherpeoplesmoney/main4575337.shtml
and on and on and on.
YEP piss test for Welfare & social services dont cut the major FAT fraud going on.Well yall got your BOY and its time for CHANGE! Bring it on Obama I hope he has a sharp knife to cut through all that type of SH*T.
PS>why dont the USDA make them refund it like when Fema overpays you $135.99 on your disaster claim.That comes back out of your checking account real quick :o