With all of the politically laced threads going around I figured I would contribute and try to lesson the tension and bashing a little bit by inserting a little political humor. Well at least I thought it was humorous.You decide.
>>>A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
>>>
>>>
>>>Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
>>>
>>>
>>>I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
>>>
>>>
>>>Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
>>>Government.
>>>
>>>
>>>We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
>>>
>>>
>>>The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
>>>
>>>
>>>And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
>>>
>>>
>>>Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
>>>
>>>
>>>So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
>>>
>>>
>>>Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
>>>check
>>>on him.
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>>>
>>>He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
>>>
>>>
>>>So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
>>>Not
>>>wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
>>>
>>>
>>>Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in
>>>bed
>>>with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
>>>
>>>
>>>The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I
>>>understand the concept of politics now.'
>>>
>>>
>>>The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
>>>politics is all about.'
>>>
>>>
>>>Th e little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class
>>>while
>>>the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the
>>>Future
>>>is in deep $hit.
LMAO!!! Thats awesome! wow lol! :L 2:L :R :Clap.gif
LMAO!!!
FUNNY, there has been alot of useless threads on the open discussion lately, were here for ATV's so talk about them. not how the country is ran.
That's wild and Crazy
LOL :D :D
BRILLIANT!!!
LMAO!
That's classic!
thats hilarious!
ya, Nannies are great arn't they?
;D ;D ;D Much needed.
Jeff
no that sounds like clinton right there he was litterally screwin the nanny,secratary,janitors,anything else w/ two legs[some w/ four] :S