A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on a flight across the country.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The hillbilly asked for a whiskey and soda ... which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink... he replied in disgust,
"I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips."
The hillbilly then handed his drink back to the flight attendant saying...
"S$$t, me too... I didn't know we had a choice."
ROFL