bored so i figured id start a new topic .
whats your favriote movie quote ?
mine Clerks Two "you never go ass to mouth"
Have you ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light?
actor?
character?
movie?
That'll do, pig. That'll do
actor?
character?
movie?
superbad
"uhhhh its 10:33"
"i told her what time it was" lmao
Quote from: IXIswamperIXI on March 07, 2008, 01:58:59 PM
Have you ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light?
actor?
character?
movie?
Jack Nicholson
Joker
Batman
my fav
"I'll be your hucklberry"
Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?
actor?
character?
movie?
Quote from: Ida_Mann on March 07, 2008, 02:02:13 PM
my fav
"I'll be your hucklberry"
yea that is a good one
YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!
another jack one LOL
One of my faves:
"I own many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells like rich mahogany" ~Ron Burgundy, The Anchorman
This is an old song with some of my favorite quotes LOL a little off subject but I always think of it for quotes LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIhrrk-dmQE
Quote from: IXIswamperIXI on March 07, 2008, 01:58:59 PM
Have you ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light?
actor?
character?
movie?
Jack Nicholson
Joker
Batman
"his beans were over his frank...how did he get his beans above his frank"
Demonboy's favorite
"I'm here to chew bubble gum, and kick some @ss. I'm all out of bubble gum"
William Wallace: Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace.
Young soldier: William Wallace is 7 feet tall.
William Wallace: Yes, I've heard. He kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I am William Wallace, and I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
Braveheart.
lets see...
tombstone, batman, sweet home alabama. is that all you got? ;D
idaman.....your no daisy!!!!
i can't believe you came on my mom
Quote from: gery350 on March 07, 2008, 03:01:38 PM
lets see...
tombstone, batman, sweet home alabama. is that all you got? ;D
idaman.....your no daisy!!!!
That'll do, pig. That'll do
actor?
character?
movie?
Quote from: IXIswamperIXI on March 07, 2008, 03:05:04 PM
Quote from: gery350 on March 07, 2008, 03:01:38 PM
lets see...
tombstone, batman, sweet home alabama. is that all you got? ;D
idaman.....your no daisy!!!!
That'll do, pig. That'll do
actor?
character?
movie?
r u kiddin ..... ;D
actor: old guy
character : old guy playing old guy
movie : babe
Narrator: "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
Fight Club
"i aint fartin' on no snare drum"
Swallow THIS!
" I can play the drums in myanus"
Quote from: bushwacker on March 07, 2008, 03:09:33 PM
Swallow THIS!
my house. 3 nights a week.(yeah right, more like 3 nights a month)
"Who wants a mustache ride?" ~ Super Troopers
"Nevermind that Sh*t.......Here comes Mongo!"
Just about any line from Blazing Saddles is awesome.
Quote from: klutchbuster400 on March 07, 2008, 02:27:13 PM
Demonboy's favorite
"I'm here to chew bubble gum, and kick some @ss. I'm all out of bubble gum"
You do no justice to my favorite quote lol! ;D
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick @ss...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
From the movie "They Live" said by Roddy Piper god i love that line he's standing in a bank with a Shot gun and huge sunglasses lol
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso
Quote from: gery350 on March 07, 2008, 03:06:49 PM
Quote from: IXIswamperIXI on March 07, 2008, 03:05:04 PM
Quote from: gery350 on March 07, 2008, 03:01:38 PM
lets see...
tombstone, batman, sweet home alabama. is that all you got? ;D
idaman.....your no daisy!!!!
That'll do, pig. That'll do
actor?
character?
movie?
r u kiddin ..... ;D
actor: old guy
character : old guy playing old guy
movie : babe
movie: replcemants
actor:? kicker talking to on fat guy
i shot the clerk? i shot the clerk? see, he said it twice.
my cousin vinny
Quote from: SWAMP_DONKEY on March 07, 2008, 02:59:29 PM
William Wallace: Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace.
Young soldier: William Wallace is 7 feet tall.
William Wallace: Yes, I've heard. He kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I am William Wallace, and I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
Braveheart.
GREAT CHOICE !
ok two great movies here
#1. shake and bake baby-will ferrel-talledaga nights
#2.im happier than a tornado in a trailer park-towmater-cars
everytime she revs up the microwave clark, i forget my name and p i s s myself.
All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.
and,
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."
"Your talkin to my man all wrong...ya do it again, i'll stab ya in the face with a soldering iron"
"cop - How old are you
kid - old enough
cop - uh, oldd..enough, to what
kid -..gasp, to...party"
"Stock boy - did you do that?
Kid - No, but you should clean that up, someone could get hurt
Stock boy - **** my life"
"No ones gotten a hand-job in cargo pants since nam!"
"60% of the time, it works, everytime"
I know a million quotes, but those are all real popular so i'll stick with those.
Just thought of another one, greaaaat movie, if you can name it, your awesome.
"Mark: That's what's wrong with you Americans, you're always looking for pain.
Mike: Yeah well... it pains me to hear you say that, Mark, it really does."
"Bob: So, you see any land around here?
Sean: Nope, just water."
hahahahhahha had to get this last one from a website because i couldnt think of it all.
"Bob: Sean, what are you doin' outside man?
Sean: you're him?
Bob: ...yeah... I'm him
Sean: [claps hands together] JESUS! Have i sinned or am i goin' to heaven?
Bob: [laughing] you're fryin' man, how much acid did you take?
Sean: you're not Jesus... you're Bob
Bob: I'm Bob!... how goes it?
Sean: how are you doin' that?
Bob: doin' what?
Sean: walkin' on water? if i get off this chair I'll drown, you wanna know what Bob? 'Cause i cant swim!
Bob: oh, i get it! so Sean, d'you see land anywhere?
Sean: [looking around] no... just water... say Bob, You ARE Jesus.
Bob: Thats Right, I am, why do you ask?
Sean: ...Satan, is in the house, he killed my Mom and turned her into a bull!
Cops: [after flashback to a scene with Sean threatening his mother with a knife but being scared by Satan and a bull, his mother]
[bob waves to Seans mum at the window who reluctantly waves back]
Cops: [the Cops pull in] Put your hands in the air and slowly turn around!
Sean: [happy as happy can be] I'M SAVED
Bob: yeah... sure Sean... you're saved... "
Now you can't leave.
A Bronx Tale.
"might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets, shove 'em up bullfrogs asses"
no ones mentioned a joe dirt line yet, that movies a classic. lol
Quote from: IXIswamperIXI on March 07, 2008, 02:03:52 PM
Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?
actor?
character?
movie?
sweet home Alabama. Don't know the rest
Quote from: MudMan on March 07, 2008, 04:40:17 PM
Quote from: SWAMP_DONKEY on March 07, 2008, 02:59:29 PM
William Wallace: Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace.
Young soldier: William Wallace is 7 feet tall.
William Wallace: Yes, I've heard. He kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I am William Wallace, and I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
Braveheart.
GREAT CHOICE !
One of the best movies.
Quote from: kfx400rob on March 07, 2008, 08:41:09 PM
"might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets, shove 'em up bullfrogs asses"
no ones mentioned a joe dirt line yet, that movies a classic. lol
Gearhead did like 3 post up from yours thie first line lol and Joe Dirt is pretty damn funny
Lifes like a garden, Dig it
Stupid is as stupid does
Quote from: AintSkeered on March 07, 2008, 05:30:11 PM
All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.
and,
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
movie - Unforgiven
actor - The Man - Clint Eastwood
Her - "... dead nuts, balls on."
Him - "Dead nuts, balls on?"
Her - "It's an industry term."
movie?
actor?
actress?
(actually, I think I may have the line slightly wrong but it's close enough for those who know the flick)
Quote from: digginfool on March 07, 2008, 11:14:19 PM
Her - "... dead nuts, balls on."
Him - "Dead nuts, balls on?"
Her - "It's an industry term."
movie?
actor?
actress?
(actually, I think I may have the line slightly wrong but it's close enough for those who know the flick)
My cousin vinny
marissa tormay SP?
I figured that would be an easy one. Marrisa Tomei was fantastic. I found out the line was actually 'dead nuts accurate' but who cares; one of the funniest movies of all time as far as I'm concerned.
If you like that genre, here's another potentially easy one:
"Those aren't pillows!!"
CHANCHO, Sometime when you are a man you wear...Stretchy pants...just for fun...
heres one
Sgt. Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?!
"Gomer Pyle": Sir, yes, sir!
Sgt. Hartman: I'll bet they regret that.
I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fu** my sister.
IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!!!!
Quote from: IXIswamperIXI on March 07, 2008, 01:58:59 PM
Have you ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light?
actor? JACK
character? JOKER
movie? BATMAN
Jake: Ya see, me and the Lord have an understanding.
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Curtis: Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way.
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Mrs. Murphy: Help you two?
Elwood: Do you have any white bread ma'am?
Mrs. Murphy: Yeah.
Elwood: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
Mrs. Murphy: You want butter or jam on that, honey?
Elwood: No ma'am, dry.
Jake: Do you have any fried chicken ma'am?
Mrs. Murphy: Best damned chicken in the state.
Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Elwood: And some dry white toast please.
Mrs. Murphy: Ya'all want anything to drink with that?
Elwood: No ma'am.
Jake: A Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: Be right back.
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit
What we have here is a failure to comunicate ....
Russians don't take a dump without a plan son!
movie?
actor?
Quote from: QT314 on March 07, 2008, 03:02:05 PM
i can't believe you came on my mom
Whooo!!! :X b:r :R :R :T :Wacko.gif
Keep on keepin on - joe dirt
blues brothers one or the all time best movies.
"Were on a mission from god"
Buford T. Justice: There's no way, no WAY that you came from my loins. [a brief pause] Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth.
Ok, let's try it again:
Neal: Where are your hands?
Dell: Between two pillows.
Neal: Those aren't pillows!!
movie?
Quote from: Can-AmGator on March 08, 2008, 09:56:07 AM
Russians don't take a dump without a plan son!
movie? Hunt for Red October
actor?
Quote from: exrider on March 08, 2008, 02:58:08 PM
Quote from: Can-AmGator on March 08, 2008, 09:56:07 AM
Russians don't take a dump without a plan son!
movie? Hunt for Red October
actor?
movie - correct
actor - ex-presdidential candidate- Fred thompson
Quote from: digginfool on March 08, 2008, 02:51:27 PM
Ok, let's try it again:
Neal: Where are your hands?
Dell: Between two pillows.
Neal: Those aren't pillows!!
movie?
dumb & dumber??
two line from the same movie....
....you over rotated,no sh*t
and
.....your nothing next to Bart Taylor!
Lets see if you guys can guess the movie. I'll give you a hint...it's an 80's classic to young boys of the time
Quote from: fastLANE on March 08, 2008, 04:47:23 PM
two line from the same movie....
....you over rotated,no sh*t
and
.....your nothing next to Bart Taylor!
Lets see if you guys can guess the movie. I'll give you a hint...it's an 80's classic to young boys of the time
Old BMX movie called Rad I think?
"A Man got to know his limitations"
Whats so funny about me?What Im a clown? I amuse you?!!! I think he's down by the creek walking on water, Seen any thing like that...hell I haven't even heard of any thing like that!!!!
Well I'm here and your here so doesnt that make it our time?
Quote from: kfx400rob on March 07, 2008, 08:41:09 PM
"might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets, shove 'em up bullfrogs asses"
no ones mentioned a joe dirt line yet, that movies a classic. lol
Look four posts up, i beat you to it.
"ughh, i forgot my cell phone"
"you want to go get it?"
"no...we've gone to far."
Quote from: exrider on March 08, 2008, 05:23:16 PM
Quote from: fastLANE on March 08, 2008, 04:47:23 PM
two line from the same movie....
....you over rotated,no sh*t
and
.....your nothing next to Bart Taylor!
Lets see if you guys can guess the movie. I'll give you a hint...it's an 80's classic to young boys of the time
Old BMX movie called Rad I think?
you got it!
Your gonna need a bigger boat!!
Quote from: CABLEGUY1 on March 08, 2008, 06:15:18 PM
Well I'm here and your here so doesnt that make it our time?
Fast times at Ridgemont High. Great freakin movie.
Quote from: MedicMudder on March 08, 2008, 05:56:36 PM
Whats so funny about me?What Im a clown? I amuse you?!!! I think he's down by the creek walking on water, Seen any thing like that...hell I haven't even heard of any thing like that!!!!
another great movie Goodfellas
KICK HIS ASS SEABASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
Quote from: Can-AmGator on March 08, 2008, 04:02:18 PM
Quote from: digginfool on March 08, 2008, 02:51:27 PM
Ok, let's try it again:
Neal: Where are your hands?
Dell: Between two pillows.
Neal: Those aren't pillows!!
movie?
dumb & dumber??
Nope, Planes, Trains and Automobiles. John Candy and Steve Martin.
2 More from a different Steve Martin movie:
Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff?
Freddy Benson: I didn't steal any money! She just saw me with another woman! You're French, you understand that!
Inspector Andre: To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.
Quote from: kenz on March 09, 2008, 12:01:01 AM
Quote from: Can-AmGator on March 08, 2008, 04:02:18 PM
Quote from: digginfool on March 08, 2008, 02:51:27 PM
Ok, let's try it again:
Neal: Where are your hands?
Dell: Between two pillows.
Neal: Those aren't pillows!!
movie?
dumb & dumber??
Nope, Planes, Trains and Automobiles. John Candy and Steve Martin.
2 More from a different Steve Martin movie:
Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff?
Freddy Benson: I didn't steal any money! She just saw me with another woman! You're French, you understand that!
Inspector Andre: To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.
ZEE PINK PANTER ;)
Quote from: garym on March 08, 2008, 07:43:13 PM
Your gonna need a bigger boat!!
JAWS.... show me the way to go home....Im tired and I want to go to bed, I had a little drink about an hour ago and it went straght to my head....what the f**k was that?
chinese store guy---------------i feel sorry for your moma
thug with dread locks----------what you said bout my moma fool
POW POW POW
joe dirt (see the peanut dead give away)
Quote from: 686RAPTOR on March 09, 2008, 01:43:36 AM
chinese store guy---------------i feel sorry for your moma
thug with dread locks----------what you said bout my moma fool
POW POW POW
menace to society
1.)Stuck in there like a Alabama tick on a hounddog....
2.)real tomato ketchup eddie? Oh! nothin' but the best Clark!...
sometimes you gotta ask yourself do i feel lucky today?..........well,do ya...punk?
Quote from: bignickwaite on March 08, 2008, 10:07:36 PM
Quote from: MedicMudder on March 08, 2008, 05:56:36 PM
Whats so funny about me?What Im a clown? I amuse you?!!! I think he's down by the creek walking on water, Seen any thing like that...hell I haven't even heard of any thing like that!!!!
another great movie Goodfellas
The other movie Tomstone
Look daddy a alligator....That reminds me I gotta call your mama.
"you also need to know some mexican judo.....as in.... judo dont know what your messin' wit holmes!"
she's a ho......foooe shooooo
I am McLovin!
O'DOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!
i like to picture my jesus with a tuxedo t shirt it says im formal but i like to party
I like to picture Jesus with big ole angel wings......singing lead vocals for Lyndard Skynard.......and I'm in the front row.....and I'm hammered drunk.
Always with the negative waves, Moriarty, always with the negative waves . . .
ok guess this one?
SHOW ME THE MONEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm gonna come at you lika spider monkey!!!
i'll bet she gives great helmet
Quote from: yfz122 on March 10, 2008, 07:52:18 AM
i'll bet she gives great helmet
SPACEBALLS ROCKED!!!!
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p198/Doosemeister/spaceballs.jpg)
Quote from: MedicMudder on March 09, 2008, 03:01:00 PM
Look daddy a alligator....That reminds me I gotta call your mama.
A CLASSIC (SMOKEY & THE BANDIT)
(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o100/almightytez/pic20070829_005.jpg)
Quote from: eldiablo64 on March 09, 2008, 02:43:10 PM
sometimes you gotta ask yourself do i feel lucky today?..........well,do ya...punk?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/laozilover/RPShare/DirtyHarry2.jpg)
Quote from: NYRAPTOR on March 10, 2008, 07:48:09 AM
i'm gonna come at you lika spider monkey!!!
GET EM' RICKY BOBBY
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj278/maccateer/talladeganights.jpg)
"Schools for Fools"
"I'll tell who did it, it was that damn sasquatch!"
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun"
Where you from?
Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas!
my momma always said life was like a box chocolates ya never know what ya gonna get
Jules : English mutherfugger , do you speak it!!???
Flock of Seagulls : What ??
Jules : What ain't no country I ever heard of.
What language (do) they speak in What ?!?!?!
C'mon Craaaaaig
Quote from: LINK500 on March 10, 2008, 04:18:23 PM
Where you from?
Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas!
and i dont see no horns boy
if you ain't first, your last.
Vicky: i go steady and i french kiss
Audrey:so everyone does that
Vicky: yeah but daddy says im the best at it :-*
well look who it is, mike honcho.
when i say i did the spread for playgirl i mean i did the spread. i pulled my butt cheeks apart and everything.
THEIRS NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!!!!!!
Quote from: NYRAPTOR on March 11, 2008, 07:21:55 AM
if you ain't first, your last.
thats crazy..i said that wen i was high..you could be 2nd, 3rd,etc.
I'd kiss you but your so damned ugly!!!
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k124/skarblog/planet_of_the_apes_kiss.jpg)
-What kind of bike is that?
-It's a sledgehammer...
-Ever take off any sweet jumps?
Where is Burney?? Went to get more Daiquiri mix..NO HE DID NOT!!!!!!
"did neal patrick harris just steal my freakin car?"
i wouldn't be more surprised eddie if i woke up with my head stapled to the carpet.
But Clark I can't swim....I know that Eddie...
ha ha. that movie is classic.
Rusty: What are you doing with all these magazines
cousin Dale: I use them
Rusty: What do you mean you use them
Cousin Dale: You Know!!!
Rusty: No I don't know!
Cousin Dale: To bop my Bologna........
marty moose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol