This is the most complete list I could think of. Way too Much Time on My Hands!!!
Acura
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Another Crummy, Uselss Rotten Automobile
AMC
All Makes Combined
A Moron Car
Another Major Catastrophe
Audi
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW
Break My Window
Born Moderately Wealthy
Bring More Wrenches
Bought My Wife
Buick
Butt-Ugly Imitation Chrome King
Chevrolet
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Dodge
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Edsel
Every Day Something Else Leaks
Fiat
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
F/b]ix It Again Tony!
Ford
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Fraternal Order og Restored DeSotos
GEO
Good Engineering Overlooked
GM
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Generally Miserable
Honda
Had One, Never Did Again
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hyundai
Helps You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
Jeep
Junk Engineering Executed P/b]oorly
Just Empty Every Pocket
MGB
Might Go Backwards
Oldsmobile
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Making Others Behind Insanely Late Everyday
PINTO
Put In Nickle To Operate
Plymouth
Pleave Leave Your Money Under The Hood
Porsche
Proof Of Rich, Spoiled Children Haveing Everything
Saab
Swedish Abstract Art Backfire
Still Ain't A Beemer
Toyota
Too Often Yankess Overprice This Auto
The One You Ought To Avoid
Triumph
This Really Is Unreliable Man. Please Help!
Dodge
Dead On Dear God's Earth boho
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater (i should know lol) :banghead.gif
2:L
I didn't see PONTIAC in there.
Chevrolet
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Ford
F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
Toyota
Tops Off Your Old Truck Anyday
I know the PONTIAC one
Poor old......n ....... thinks its a cadillac
BINGO !!!!!!
I didn't put PONTIAC in there b/c I was trying to be P.C. >:D
Quote from: kickflip42585 on January 16, 2008, 06:26:21 PM
I didn't put PONTIAC in there b/c I was trying to be P.C. >:D
thats whats wrong with this country. but thats another topic.
how bout:
Found On Roadside Dead.
First On Race Day.
Well in person I'm not very P.C. but on here I figured I should respect my fellow riders.