HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM!
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty
beer >> cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA
magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for
ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls --
they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real
bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to
tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
Later, Billy Bob
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Thats pretty good.
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