Hillary and Chelsea
After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time.
Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and she thinks she's in love.
Hillary said, "You didn't have sex, did you?"
Chelsea said, "Not according to Dad."
Another good one.
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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK.................
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> 1. Open a new file in your computer.
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> 2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"
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> 3. Send it to the trash.
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> 4. Empty the trash.
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> 5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of Hillary
> Rodham Clinton?"
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> 6. Firmly Click "Yes."
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> 7. Feel better.
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> PS: Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi
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