Walking through the woods a man comes up to another man hugging a tree
with
his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you
doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear
up
against the tree.
With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him, takes his
wallet,
jewelry, car keys, then strips him ass naked and leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy
handcuffed to
the tree, stark ass naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was
telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks
around
behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says.
"Sweetie, this just isn't your day."
lol
LOL
lol
LOL That sucks.
thats wrong in soooo many ways! :o