>A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using
>a bowl of Lifesavers.
> The children began to say:
> " Red............cherry,"
> "Yellow.........lemon,"
> "Green.........lime,"
> "Orange.........orange,"
> Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
>
> After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
>
>"Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your
> mother may sometimes call your father."
>One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:
>
>"Spit 'em out!!!! They're assholes!"
good one.
LMFAO! That is great. :R :R :R :R :R :L :L :L :L