ATV Florida Forum

Ok so there are these 3 guys working on a construction site. They work at the top of the sky scraper there bulding. The first guy is English and he opens his lunch and its a ham sandwich. He says "If I get ham tomorrow im going to jump. The second guy is Scottish and he has a turkey sandwich. He says if he gets a turkey one more time then he is going to jump. The third guy is polish and he gets cheese and crakers. He says the same as the first two. So the next day the english guy opens his lunch and its ham. So he jumps. The scottish guy gets turkey so he jumps. The polish guy gets the same thing so he follows suit.


So all the wives are at the funeral and are talking to one another. The english guys wife shook her head and said that if he would have asked she would have made something different. The scottish guys wife says same here. I wish he would have told me. The polish guys wife just looks at them and says " I dont know, he made his own lunch"...... ;) ;D  ::)

I heard one with the same 3 guys. Ok so they were all in the desert. They saw a lamp in the sand. So they pulled it out and rubbed it and a genie poped out. The genine said that normaly he would grant 3 wishes but since there were 3 guys he would give each of them one. So the english guy asks for a tub of water so he can cool off and have something to drink. The scottish guy said he wanted a gallon of whiskey so he could get drunk and not care. The polish guy asked for a car door. The genie asked him why he wanted a car door and he said that he wanted one to roll down incase he got hot.... 8)



One more: One day a polish guy announced that he was taking a trip to the sun. He was getting preped at nasa to go into space and while he was getting ready somebody asked him how he was going to deal with the heat problem. He said that he had no clue why people kept asking him that question. He then said that it wasnt going to be an issue because he was going at night..... :P