8) Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like crap!!!
Yo momma's so fat,when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo momma's so fat,when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
Yo momma's so fat,when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock
Yo momma's so fat,when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate
Yo momma's so fat,at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
yo momma is so fat, when she steps on the scal eit says, WHAT THE F@&K!!!
yo momma so fat she bleeds ragu
your so ugly your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
let me stop b4 i go to far...
Yo mommas so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Mad mudder is a dork!!!!And has a ugly dog!!! :N :N
Your Mamma is so fat when she got married the brides maids wore waitress uniforms so she would feel at home.