> A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10lb. Weight loss program.
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> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before
> him
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> A voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a
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> Pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces
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> Herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign
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> Reads: - "If you can catch me, you can have me."
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> Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later,
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> Huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.
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> The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
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> Happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to
> find
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> He has lost 10 lb. As promised. He then calls the company and
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> Orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
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> The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
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> Stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
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> Wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
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> That reads: - "If you catch me you can have me."
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>
> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in
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> Excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her but when he
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> Does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for
> the
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> Next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on
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> The fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost
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> Another 20 lb. As promised.
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> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
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> 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on
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> The phone - "This is our most rigorous program."
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> "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
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> The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
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> Finds this huge, muscular, 7ft black man standing there wearing
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> Nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads:
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> **"I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're mine..."**
thats pretty good.
lol, i quit i quit!! i love being fat!!
I'll stick with being fat after that.LOL
he should have orderd 2 of the 20 lb plans.
LOL
thats great! :D
double up that 20lb plan