Two little boys
Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next
>> to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over
>> and asks, "What are you in for?"
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>> The second kid says, "I'm here to get my tonsils out and I'm a
>> little nervous."
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>> The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about.
>> I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and
>> when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream.
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>> It's a breeze."
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>> The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
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>> The first kid says, "A circumcision."
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>> The second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck, buddy. I had that done when
>> I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
Thats cute!