George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he
tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him,3 kids who were fishing
pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids
whatever they wanted. The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland."
George W. says, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One." The
second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George .W.
says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!" The
third kid says, "I want a motorized wheel chair w/a built in tv &
stereo/headset!" Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you
don't look like you're handicapped." The kid says, "I will be after my
dad finds out I saved you from drowning!!!"
hahahaha
dad must be one of those liberal tree huggers
lol~ ;D