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holy crap thats gona be crazy!
WOW!!!!
I missed it. PM it to me or sumpin'. I'm jonesing to see this thing.
Is this a real post or did a moderator really delete it?
Email me this thing. I wanna check it out.
KIDS
Too bad you guys missed it. Good thing I have nothing better to do at work.
Quote from: TRX450R_Racer on August 03, 2006, 09:04:22 PM
Too bad you guys missed it. Good thing I have nothing better to do at work.
what you do for a livin? i want a job where i can sit on the computer all day.
I sit at a computer all day. I work for a magazine that test video games. I help find glitches and short cuts.
We're looking for someone with video game experience. I think they're offering 80k to start, plus you get the company car, and I think a corner office on the fifty ninth floor.
But you probably don't have any gaming skillz.
are you serious?
i got some gaming skillz. ive gone through 3 ps2s (they overheated cause of too much at one time).
Really, you might be just the guy they're looking for.
Although, they're looking for someone under 21 so that they can relate to that demographic. You're probably too old.
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this is a joke though isnt it?
What about the 80k?
Well, It's not 80k in cash...I think they total your benefits out with it...plus I think they include the season tickets in with that number (They buy everyone season tickets for the Bucs, some sorta "team building bull crap").
Plus I think that figure includes the company loft they give you for the first six months while you look for a place of your own.
But you probably don't know how to play Halo II so....
it wouldn't be a good fit for you. That's what they start you on, and since you don't know that, they probably wouldn't hire you.
Quote from: fastrnrik on August 03, 2006, 05:49:18 PM
I missed it. PM it to me or sumpin'. I'm jonesing to see this thing.
Same
Quote from: UncleRico on August 03, 2006, 09:52:32 PM
What about the 80k?
Well, It's not 80k in cash...I think they total your benefits out with it...plus I think they include the season tickets in with that number (They buy everyone season tickets for the Bucs, some sorta "team building bull crap").
Plus I think that figure includes the company loft they give you for the first six months while you look for a place of your own.
But you probably don't know how to play Halo II so....
it wouldn't be a good fit for you. That's what they start you on, and since you don't know that, they probably wouldn't hire you.
i dont think they will hire me. i dont live in tampa, im still in school so i cant move over there, and i dont know how to play halo 2. o well. i will work at sears. or publix or a motorcycle shop.
Sounds like a plan. I heard publix is a good company.
I had to drop out of HS when I was 17 to get the job, but they have tutors who get you your degree for you. They take the tests and everything, it's almost like being a football player for FSU.
But, Halo was my game...so...that's how I got my foot in the door.
Besides, it's drug free work place...they have random surprise drug tests on the last Thursday of every month.
Peace Out
Quote from: UncleRico on August 03, 2006, 10:06:36 PM
Sounds like a plan. I heard publix is a good company.
I had to drop out of HS when I was 17 to get the job, but they have tutors who get you your degree for you. They take the tests and everything, it's almost like being a football player for FSU. But, Halo was my game...so...that's how I got my foot in the door.
Besides, it's drug free work place...they have random surprise drug tests on the last Thursday of every month.
Peace Out
exactly. i hate those losers up there. GO GATORS!!!
Quote from: UncleRico on August 03, 2006, 10:06:36 PM
Sounds like a plan. I heard publix is a good company.
I had to drop out of HS when I was 17 to get the job, but they have tutors who get you your degree for you. They take the tests and everything, it's almost like being a football player for FSU.
But, Halo was my game...so...that's how I got my foot in the door.
Besides, it's drug free work place...they have random surprise drug tests on the last Thursday of every month.
Peace Out
I kick @ss at halo ll lol. I love connecting two xbox's together and playing with 7 different people.
Quote from: klutchbuster400 on August 03, 2006, 10:54:10 PM
Quote from: UncleRico on August 03, 2006, 10:06:36 PM
Sounds like a plan. I heard publix is a good company.
I had to drop out of HS when I was 17 to get the job, but they have tutors who get you your degree for you. They take the tests and everything, it's almost like being a football player for FSU.
But, Halo was my game...so...that's how I got my foot in the door.
Besides, it's drug free work place...they have random surprise drug tests on the last Thursday of every month.
Peace Out
I kick @ss at halo ll lol. I love connecting two xbox's together and playing with 7 different people.
I have to be up front with you...
There is one draw back...
they only let you go up to 5 grand on the company credit card each month for expenses....
then they start taking it out of your pay check.
Quote from: UncleRico on August 03, 2006, 11:05:44 PM
Quote from: klutchbuster400 on August 03, 2006, 10:54:10 PM
Quote from: UncleRico on August 03, 2006, 10:06:36 PM
Sounds like a plan. I heard publix is a good company.
I had to drop out of HS when I was 17 to get the job, but they have tutors who get you your degree for you. They take the tests and everything, it's almost like being a football player for FSU.
But, Halo was my game...so...that's how I got my foot in the door.
Besides, it's drug free work place...they have random surprise drug tests on the last Thursday of every month.
Peace Out
I kick @ss at halo ll lol. I love connecting two xbox's together and playing with 7 different people.
I have to be up front with you...
There is one draw back...
they only let you go up to 5 grand on the company credit card each month for expenses....
then they start taking it out of your pay check.
ONLY 5 grand ;)
I play for fun, not money, and the sad pathetic look on my friends faces makes it worth it.
Nothing like naming your chararcter something like "@n @sshole" or "a f@g" so whenever you kill them it yells out, You got killed by An @sshole!
You're like a real life Dave Chapelle when he plays X Box against that kid with Cancer....
"IN YOUR FACE, BILLY!"
too bad he is working you guys up for nothing, because if this was a real job, i would be there instead of retirment home naples..
You thinkin I'm workin these guys about this job because it sounds almost too good to be true?
I haven't even told them about the 18 year old blonde blue eyed sweedish exchange student that they give you as your personal assistant...
I make mine give me a massage every morning with a happy ending before I start gaming for the day.
(P.S. I wouldn't be putting to much faith in my HALO II skills based on beating the talent at the Retirement home in Naples)
ok if you ever find a job like this (im pretty sure you wont) let me know. it sounds realy good. just shoot me a pm if you by any chance ever come across one. ;)
Quote from: svtbolt04 on August 04, 2006, 07:38:07 AM
too bad he is working you guys up for nothing, because if this was a real job, i would be there instead of retirment home naples..
I knwo he was messin with us, just thought i'd feed the fire ;)