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General => Racing Scene => Topic started by: Quad32x on July 31, 2006, 03:13:35 PM

Title: Wareracing07 told me his secret !
Post by: Quad32x on July 31, 2006, 03:13:35 PM
I  asked  him  how  I  could  be  as  fast  as  him  and  he  gave  me  a  book  to  read  that  he  said  taught  him  everything  he  knows  about  flat  track  racing.  After  reading  it  I  believe  him. ;)

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Title: Re: Wareracing07 told me his secret !
Post by: Hoosier Daddy on July 31, 2006, 04:03:29 PM
Yeah, I got that book from Dave... We had to read it to Gary and Doug because they are from Polk... ;D


Oh and my name isnt Wareracing 07 No mo!
Title: Re: Wareracing07 told me his secret !
Post by: 550superquad on July 31, 2006, 04:03:45 PM
yer gonna make him mad again tim ;) :-*
Title: Re: Wareracing07 told me his secret !
Post by: Hoosier Daddy on July 31, 2006, 04:04:50 PM
Ill kick him in the fellas this time!
Title: Re: Wareracing07 told me his secret !
Post by: Quad32x on July 31, 2006, 04:05:22 PM
Nice  sig.  there  superquad.  I  used  to  have  one  almost  like  that.  Best  bike  I  ever  had !! ;)
Title: Re: Wareracing07 told me his secret !
Post by: Hoosier Daddy on July 31, 2006, 04:08:15 PM
Quote from: Quad32x on July 31, 2006, 04:05:22 PM
Nice  sig.  there  superquad.  I  used  to  have  one  almost  like  that.  Best  bike  I  ever  had !! ;)


that is pretty darn funny!
Title: Re: Wareracing07 told me his secret !
Post by: Quad32x on July 31, 2006, 04:14:55 PM
Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on July 31, 2006, 04:04:50 PM
Ill kick him in the fellas this time!
Im  ready ! :o

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Title: Re: Wareracing07 told me his secret !
Post by: fastrnrik on July 31, 2006, 08:55:54 PM
Ummm... maybe I could, uh, borrow that book?
Especially if it has a chapter regarding "tuck & roll"? Or maybe some tips on how to remove clay stains from a helmet?
Title: Re: Wareracing07 told me his secret !
Post by: svtbolt04 on July 31, 2006, 09:13:14 PM
Quote from: fastrnrik on July 31, 2006, 08:55:54 PM
Ummm... maybe I could, uh, borrow that book?
Especially if it has a chapter regarding "tuck & roll"? Or maybe some tips on how to remove clay stains from a helmet?


Step one, Get the holeshot.. Step two, Stay in front.
Title: Re: Wareracing07 told me his secret !
Post by: fastrnrik on July 31, 2006, 09:18:05 PM
Wow, if you say it fast, it sounds so simple...
Title: Re: Wareracing07 told me his secret !
Post by: z400chic on July 31, 2006, 09:53:37 PM
Hoosier you might have read that to Doug and Gary if they were from Polk but they arent they are from Lake  ;)
Title: Re: Wareracing07 told me his secret !
Post by: BIGWORM3699 ( ECP RACING) on July 31, 2006, 09:58:04 PM
Quad32x You are the man when it comes to funny stuff that book is awsome. lol :ThumbsUp.gif
Title: Re: Wareracing07 told me his secret !
Post by: Quad32x on August 01, 2006, 12:16:54 AM
Thanks  Worm !  He  asked  for  it. :box.gif :R
Title: Re: Wareracing07 told me his secret !
Post by: Hoosier Daddy on August 01, 2006, 10:09:19 AM
Quote from: z400chic on July 31, 2006, 09:53:37 PM
Hoosier you might have read that to Doug and Gary if they were from Polk but they arent they are from Lake  ;)




:-\   Yeah....... i know........ thats the joke.......  :-\   ;D
Title: Re: Wareracing07 told me his secret !
Post by: 1fastltr450 on August 01, 2006, 08:31:03 PM
I think as much as them ware biothches talk about polk county,they must be proud to be from there
Title: Re: Wareracing07 told me his secret !
Post by: superstar on August 02, 2006, 03:48:59 PM
Quote from: fastrnrik on July 31, 2006, 08:55:54 PM
Ummm... maybe I could, uh, borrow that book?
Especially if it has a chapter regarding "tuck & roll"? Or maybe some tips on how to remove clay stains from a helmet?

psst, i dont want the book but fill me in on the tuck and roll!
Title: Re: Wareracing07 told me his secret !
Post by: fastrnrik on August 02, 2006, 11:22:56 PM
Oh, the "tuck & roll" is real simple:

Step 1. Lose control of ATV for whatever reason.

Step 2. Fly off of ATV directly torwards ground. Try to "Tuck" in appendages  and/or   genitals.

Step 3. Land directly on ground, in an awkward position, at an accelerated rate that our bodies are no longer able to withstand.

Step 4. "Roll" you a$$ to the Hospital by method of your choosing.

Step 5. Enjoy spending thousands of dollars so the good Dr.'s can pay their Country Club dues.

Step 6. Enjoy the healing process, and the people who are happy to tell you how stupid you are for crashing in the first place.

Step 7. Finally, spend some of the money you should be giving to the Doc's on parts and repair for your ATV.

Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Wareracing07 told me his secret !
Post by: derek330 on August 02, 2006, 11:38:08 PM
sounds like the man knows what he is talking about....... 8)
Title: Re: Wareracing07 told me his secret !
Post by: fastrnrik on August 03, 2006, 12:03:50 AM
More than you know brother. :drive.gif
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