Quad Flat Track racing at
ValdostaKartingComplex.com
5266 Shiloh Road, Valdosta, GA
229-794-9729
1.5 miles west from I-75 off of exit 22
* 1/4 mile (approx 1330' aroung middle groove) clay D-shaped oval, slight banking.
* Gate fee $7 (under 6 free) , race entry fee $20. Gate opens at 3pm on raceday.
* Flattrack tires only, no knobbies (except Peewees).
* Idle speed to and from track (kart guys push theirs)
* Classes include Peewee, Women's, Beginner, Intermediate, and Open. It is up to the rider/parent as to which class they sign up for and should be decided based on ability and experience.
* Numbers should be on 4 locations: front bumper, rear, left rear fender, right rear fender.
* Safety gear required: boots (above ankle), long pants, helmet, eye protection, gloves. Recommended equipment: nerf bars, neck collar, kill cord, chest protector.
* Class sizes will be decided based on turnout. Heats are qualifiers for the Mains, 4 quads per heat. Starting position in the heats is assigned by drawing numbers. After two heats, top 2 points finishers advance to their A main, bottom two points finishers go to B Main. In the event of a points tie, tie breaker goes to the rider who scored better in their 2nd heat. Lineup position for Mains is awarded by points from heats, ie., highest points gets gate pick.
* Trophies or plaques will be awarded.
At I-75 exit 18 there are hotels and a campground.
Best Western (west side of I-75 next to Riverpark Campground)
Saint Augustine Road, Valdosta, 31602
Phone: 229-244-7600
Riverpark Campground Valdosta 31602
Phone: 229-244-8397
Valdosta track photo
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sweet.... you know we will be there!! 8)
Some more Valdosta Pictures:
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Looking forward to the 19th!
I`ll be there this time. Can you drink beer there ? :o ;D
Quote from: Quad32x on July 24, 2006, 03:40:01 PM
I`ll be there this time. Can you drink beer there ? :o ;D
I don't see why not. Hopefully , I will do well enough to enjoy one with you after the race.
Wow, that guy on that blue YFZ450, #16, is one good lookin' fella. I wish I would have had him sign my boobies.
go ahead and sign your boobies man!! lol 8)
I'll be there this Time Dang It !
Guess ill have to knock the dust off them FT Tires
Quote from: Quad32x on July 24, 2006, 03:40:01 PM
I`ll be there this time. Can you drink beer there ? :o ;D
your still a tool ;)
Quote from: 550superquad on July 25, 2006, 07:15:19 AM
Quote from: Quad32x on July 24, 2006, 03:40:01 PM
I`ll be there this time. Can you drink beer there ? :o ;D
your still a tool ;)
Wallet your Still Alive! whats happen brotha
Quote from: 550superquad on July 25, 2006, 07:15:19 AM
Quote from: Quad32x on July 24, 2006, 03:40:01 PM
I`ll be there this time. Can you drink beer there ? :o ;D
your still a tool ;)
And your still fat. Heres Steve swiming. :o
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Quote from: LT-R450ApK on July 24, 2006, 08:27:26 PM
I'll be there this Time Dang It !
Guess ill have to knock the dust off them FT Tires
Where were you last time? I heard something about skinnydipping in the pool after the race :P but you missed alot of good food too....steaks Friday night and spaghetti, salad, and bread Saturday night.
Quote from: Quad32x on July 25, 2006, 09:15:11 AM
Quote from: 550superquad on July 25, 2006, 07:15:19 AM
Quote from: Quad32x on July 24, 2006, 03:40:01 PM
I`ll be there this time. Can you drink beer there ? :o ;D
your still a tool ;)
And your still fat. Heres Steve swiming. :o
your just fat & ugly but i can lose weight :-*
Quote from: 550superquad on July 25, 2006, 10:50:08 AM
Quote from: Quad32x on July 25, 2006, 09:15:11 AM
Quote from: 550superquad on July 25, 2006, 07:15:19 AM
Quote from: Quad32x on July 24, 2006, 03:40:01 PM
I`ll be there this time. Can you drink beer there ? :o ;D
your still a tool ;)
And your still fat. Heres Steve swiming. :o
your just fat & ugly but i can lose weight :-*
Go boss around a Mexican you dump of sh!t. :lecture.gif
Here's a pic of Gary's reality... :'(
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i dont see nothin! :-\
Chris and Dave at a young age. Chris is the one playing Dr. :o :R
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Quote from: Quad32x on July 25, 2006, 11:56:25 AM
Chris and Dave at a young age. Chris is the one playing Dr. :o :R
hold on now...Dave is the older brother..... Hes doing the pickin for gold!
...black gold that is...Texas tea...next thing you know ol' Dave's a millionaire...kin folks said "dave move away from there"...californy is the place you oughta be...
Id like to throw out a special thanks to Dave, Doug and Gary for helping me get my fence up. Now I can get back to racing a little sooner! thanks again guys!
yeah but the young one in that pic. is to skinny to be you Chris
Quote from: 1fastltr450 on July 25, 2006, 12:33:53 PM
yeah but the young one in that pic. is to skinny to be you Chris
Yeah... thanks fag.... ;)
It aint nothin for me to whoop a mans ass....... ya may of heard of me. >:D
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Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on July 25, 2006, 12:33:12 PM
Id like to throw out a special thanks to Dave, Doug and Gary for helping me get my fence up. Now I can get back to racing a little sooner! thanks again guys!
I was just the "screwman" ....and you're welcome! :Yo
Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on July 25, 2006, 12:33:12 PM
Id like to throw out a special thanks to Dave, Doug and Gary for helping me get my fence up. Now I can get back to racing a little sooner! thanks again guys!
no prob man glad I could help. did you get it finished
Yeah, Doug, Dave and I knocked out the rest Monday afternoon.
other then me an quad32x "cupcake" witch PRO riders will be there ???????
Quote from: Mr Stupendous on July 26, 2006, 09:10:59 PM
other then me an quad32x "cupcake" witch PRO riders will be there ???????
I can see now Im gonna have to cornhole this guy. ::) Notice in my pic from fishin I do pack whats needed ! :o Hey , I may be old but I can still BRING IT !!!!! :O
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what exactly is a witch "PRO"?
Quote from: Quad32x on July 26, 2006, 10:46:32 PM
Quote from: Mr Stupendous on July 26, 2006, 09:10:59 PM
other then me an quad32x "cupcake" witch PRO riders will be there ???????
I can see now Im gonna have to cornhole this guy. ::) Notice in my pic from fishin I do pack whats needed ! :o Hey , I may be old but I can still BRING IT !!!!! :O
whatcha racin cupcake? u and 1fast2sissyr are the no show kings. is that youre boyfreind dose he cornhole you with that thing???
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thats funny!
Hello everyone! we will be at valdosta in Aug
Ive been talking to hillkiller (sorry cant remember your name) and he thinks there will be a good turnout.
see ya then
-Red
cool! If all goes as planned, ill be there too...
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Quote from: Quad32x on July 26, 2006, 10:46:32 PM
Quote from: Mr Stupendous on July 26, 2006, 09:10:59 PM
other then me an quad32x "cupcake" witch PRO riders will be there ???????
I can see now Im gonna have to cornhole this guy. ::) Notice in my pic from fishin I do pack whats needed ! :o Hey , I may be old but I can still BRING IT !!!!! :O
whatcha racin cupcake? u and 1fast2sissyr are the no show kings. is that youre boyfreind dose he cornhole you with that thing???
Yep and your next big boy. ;D
Quote from: Quad32x on July 27, 2006, 10:50:14 AM
Quote from: Mr Stupendous on July 27, 2006, 07:22:17 AM
Quote from: Quad32x on July 26, 2006, 10:46:32 PM
Quote from: Mr Stupendous on July 26, 2006, 09:10:59 PM
other then me an quad32x "cupcake" witch PRO riders will be there ???????
I can see now Im gonna have to cornhole this guy. ::) Notice in my pic from fishin I do pack whats needed ! :o Hey , I may be old but I can still BRING IT !!!!! :O
whatcha racin cupcake? u and 1fast2sissyr are the no show kings. is that youre boyfreind dose he cornhole you with that thing???
Yep and your next big boy. ;D
come get this cornhole studmuffin :D
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Nice of you to post a pic of yourself ! ;)
Quote from: Quad32x on July 27, 2006, 11:18:54 AM
Nice of you to post a pic of yourself ! ;)
dont mean to drag you out of the closet but i couldn't resist when i saw this sign in your front yard ;D
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Scott and I will be there.. i am going to run the 330 but i think scott is going to try out his 450R.
may the lord be with him!! he's gonna need it on that 4 poke!! LOL :M
I saw this in the mens bathroom the last time I was at ThunderBowl.
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Quote from: Quad32x on July 27, 2006, 11:46:47 AM
I saw this in the mens bathroom the last time I was at ThunderBowl.
heres a sketch of you and youre boytoy in that same bathroom! hahahahahaha
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You just wish it was you. :-*
squid32x I found what you been looking four!!
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Well open wide and lets see if its big enough ! :o
Quote from: derek330 on July 27, 2006, 11:43:50 AM
Scott and I will be there.. i am going to run the 330 but i think scott is going to try out his 450R.
may the lord be with him!! he's gonna need it on that 4 poke!! LOL :M
Gee Thanks Derek....... :M
i don't think it's big enough to plug his pie hole :o
resemble the grand canyon does it??
Quote from: derek330 on July 27, 2006, 11:43:50 AM
Scott and I will be there.. i am going to run the 330 but i think scott is going to try out his 450R.
may the lord be with him!! he's gonna need it on that 4 poke!! LOL :M
He may have some fast company with 4 strokes from LA :)
Quote from: HillKiller on July 27, 2006, 02:47:19 PM
Quote from: derek330 on July 27, 2006, 11:43:50 AM
Scott and I will be there.. i am going to run the 330 but i think scott is going to try out his 450R.
may the lord be with him!! he's gonna need it on that 4 poke!! LOL :M
He may have some fast company with 4 strokes from LA :)
they wont show ;D
Quote from: 550superquad on July 27, 2006, 03:22:04 PM
Quote from: HillKiller on July 27, 2006, 02:47:19 PM
Quote from: derek330 on July 27, 2006, 11:43:50 AM
Scott and I will be there.. i am going to run the 330 but i think scott is going to try out his 450R.
may the lord be with him!! he's gonna need it on that 4 poke!! LOL :M
He may have some fast company with 4 strokes from LA :)
they wont show ;D
I sure hope they do. I look forward to seeing if I can still run with the Pro class guys. I WILL be ready. ;)
Quote from: Quad32x on July 27, 2006, 12:51:34 PM
Well open wide and lets see if its big enough ! :o
Listen to this man when youre around squid32x!!
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i can't just wait to see if all these new peps show up ;) so we can put a face with the screen name :N or do we already know ya 8)
Hey Hillkiller you have a PM.
Damn Quad, they're hard on you. All this "cornhole" talk makes me a little worried to come down to your shop when it's just the two of us. :-*. LOL
Well i maybe a No Show Again.........
I dont know if my Zuki can stay together that Long....
Quote from: fastrnrik on July 27, 2006, 08:01:51 PM
Damn Quad, they're hard on you. All this "cornhole" talk makes me a little worried to come down to your shop when it's just the two of us. :-*. LOL
No worrys man. I only do that to bad people. ;) By the way , thats me. Hee Hee. ;D
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whats wrong with the zookie scooter??
Damn its been quiet in here today,You boys are Slackin
The only problem with the Zook is me ;)
Quote from: LT-R450ApK on July 28, 2006, 09:46:12 PM
Damn its been quiet in here today,You boys are Slackin
The only problem with the Zook is me ;)
And lack of beer drinkin ! :drink.gif 2:L 2:L
whatz up ladies
The Price of Parts!
And gas. :'(
And condoms. O0
My problem is not the cost, but that the Magnums aren't available just everywhere.
Dang Quad Didnt know they still sold sheep skins
They don't. he makes his own out of mice skins. The ratio is 1 mouse = 1 condom.
fastrnrik is still trying to find his. :o
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It helps to have a spotter. Thanks for the spot quad.
cricket, cricket...
Wow, crickets....harsh... I guess Quad and I will reign in our stupid sense of humor a little.
Attn. Quad: Please don't post any more pics of me like the one above. Thank You for your cooperation.
PS. Tim, the motor will ready for the road trip any afternoon from Wednesday on. The frame is going to Powdercoat tomorrow (hopefully). ;D
Quote from: fastrnrik on July 31, 2006, 05:02:05 PM
Wow, crickets....harsh... I guess Quad and I will reign in our stupid sense of humor a little.
Attn. Quad: Please don't post any more pics of me like the one above. Thank You for your cooperation.
PS. Tim, the motor will ready for the road trip any afternoon from Wednesday on. The frame is going to Powdercoat tomorrow (hopefully). ;D
10-4 sir ! I`ll be in touch ! ;)
Quote from: Quad32x on July 31, 2006, 05:28:50 PM
Quote from: fastrnrik on July 31, 2006, 05:02:05 PM
Wow, crickets....harsh... I guess Quad and I will reign in our stupid sense of humor a little.
Attn. Quad: Please don't post any more pics of me like the one above. Thank You for your cooperation.
PS. Tim, the motor will ready for the road trip any afternoon from Wednesday on. The frame is going to Powdercoat tomorrow (hopefully). ;D
10-4 sir ! I`ll be in touch ! ;)
You gotta watch him when he says thing like this or atleast stay out of arms reach
They dont call him Timtation for nothing!!
MAn look what happened to my quad WTF ???
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What the hell are you up to now scooter ? :o 2:L
;)
he is tring to keep up with me lol. I am ready to go to Valdosta and try out my new toy(camper).
scooter, i will tell the truth... i gangsterfied yo bike man... i needed some go slow parts for my lt80.. LOL its cool man, mike bike has looked like that MANY times!! 8)
GARY KEEPIN UP WITH YOU AINT NOI THANG BROTHA IM JUS MAKIN SURE I CAN CATCH DERECK AND SCOTT!
I would be suprised if Gary could even keep up with scooters dust !!! 2:L 2:L
dang fairyman!! you gettin told!! !! 8) LOL
when has scooter beat me oh yeah not yet.lol dont worry about Scott and Derek them zukis can already put it on them just ask Derek
hey gary when have we raced lately? Get Ready there big boy! i finally broke down and Got me a FT set up and some new powder coat ;)
It's on like Donkey Kong Now biotch :P
Mystic Motorsports worst nightmare....... thats funny fairyman!! !! !! !! :L one little fluke and the boy thinks he's the bomb!! :ThumbsDown.gif LOL
I might have posted this already...can't remember....Valdosta has the Quads advertised on their site.
www.valdostakartingcomplex.com
The Head of my Dave ! Always right on top of things with one eye open ! ;D
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Ok boys, I just spoke with Wade at the Jasper Fl, track ( www.crossroadsmotorplex.com ) and we might have an invite to race there Friday night Aug 18th. This is another 1/4 mile clay oval, similar to Valdosta. Average Kart record lap times range from 12.38 sec per lap into the 15's. For those of us who drive a long ways to race in Valdosta this would make it a "two-for-one" weekend and save some fuel expense, etc. Nothing is set yet for Jasper but I expect to have a definate answer by Weds and I will post the news then. :ThumbsUp.gif
That place is JUST down the road from my house (10 mintue drive tops). I haven't been there in a long time but its a pretty neat track. The last time I was there they had a bunch of signs (NO ATVS) but its cool they might be open to them coming out.
Quote from: HondaATC on August 08, 2006, 11:00:52 PM
That place is JUST down the road from my house (10 mintue drive tops). I haven't been there in a long time but its a pretty neat track. The last time I was there they had a bunch of signs (NO ATVS) but its cool they might be open to them coming out.
I think the sign is referring to pitbikes. A few of us with full setup flat track quads have been visiting different kart tracks over the last few weeks putting on exhibitions during intermission. The kart people are amazed when they see the quads, most of them say they have never seen anything like them. One guy asked if we were some kind of traveling Outlaw group. I hope to get some positive info later today about racing at Jasper. More to follow.
I have moved this post to the flat track league thread!
Well this deserves a new thread...the ideas are flowing. :-\
Done.
Quote from: HillKiller on August 07, 2006, 04:25:27 PM
Ok boys, I just spoke with Wade at the Jasper Fl, track ( www.crossroadsmotorplex.com ) and we might have an invite to race there Friday night Aug 18th. This is another 1/4 mile clay oval, similar to Valdosta. Average Kart record lap times range from 12.38 sec per lap into the 15's. For those of us who drive a long ways to race in Valdosta this would make it a "two-for-one" weekend and save some fuel expense, etc. Nothing is set yet for Jasper but I expect to have a definate answer by Weds and I will post the news then. :ThumbsUp.gif
OK here's the news... The Jasper flat track race will be Sept 23! I will post the details later today.
Cya ya'll tomorrow !!
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it is time to get it all together now boys and take care of business so thats what I am going to do tonite. oh yeah! going to kick some buttt and take some names.
dont worry gary mystic motorsports is going to smoke you tonight!! 2 stroke and 4 stroke!! :-*
Quote from: derek330 on August 19, 2006, 02:48:43 PM
dont worry gary mystic motorsports is going to smoke you tonight!! 2 stroke and 4 stroke!! :-*
I got 10 on that!!! Get it Rags
waiting to see some results ?
ME TOO! J/K Im getting everything together as we speak.
If anyone has pics they would like to share send them to me so I can put them on the www.southernflattrackleague.com website. Most of the pics I took didnt come out so well....
ALSO, I STILL NEED ALL LEAGUE MEMBERS ADDRESSES, ILL BE MAILING OUT THE STICKERS AND MEMBERSHIP CARDS TUES OR WED.
Did the pro riders that were supposed to be coming show up? I haven't seen anyone mention it. Just wondering.
no pros at all so I guess that means they owe everyone that was there a set of tires since they were scared to show up. BREWMASTER is nothing but a coffee maker in my book.
that was a nasty spill that #72 had, but everything is ok. just bruised up quite a bit, nothing broken. hopefully next time we go to valdosta, they'll move the cones before someone gets hurt.
In case everyone didn't know, the usual track corner flagmen at Valdosta were killed about a month ago. The new flagman in turn 4 wasn't aware that cones are pulled when quads race because the karts race with cones out. Unfortunately by the time someone said something about the cones it was nearly too late. Within another lap there was a wreck. :(
you said it gary!! where is our tires fool!! !! !! :o
Yeah I guess Brewster is just another Keyboard phantom racer. I guess he was scared of getting beat down Saturday by Team Thunder Bowl.....LOL. We understand Brewster, YOU have seen us ride, so you KNOW you don't want none!!
Am I the only person that saw Brewmaster there ? He was standing by the fence watching pratice with a Suzuki shirt on drinking a Shlitz Malt Liquor. Later I saw him hideing by the parked trucks in the bushes watching Gary change clothes and doing some kind of motion with his hand near his crotch. The last time I saw him he was in the fetal position behind the mens bathroom slobering and mumbling what sounded like Banshee fast ! Banshee fast ! I cant believe no one else saw him. :dunno.gif
hahahahaha thats just wrong... aint that right dave?? by the way tim did you tell dave what you figured out?? if not i think you should.... for brewmasters sake!! !! LOL :gh
I know for a fact Dave isnt Brewmaster.... but i know who is... since i have this cleaver little ISP program! Ill give the person a little time before i out him! :no
spill it chris!! !! we want to know so we can get our free tires!! 8)
well it's not me!
yea, yea, thats what they all say!! !! :-*
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Some more Valdosta Pictures:
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show off
Looking forward to the 19th!
Dave hired some more riders for Team Ware Racing. Hes puting them all on Banshees. ;)
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When I told Scott the news he got sick. Good thing Derek wasent home. :o
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I saw those guys in the pits at valdosta. I wondered who they were with.
When I did see Derek and told him the news he passed the hell out ! :o
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I told Mr Sisson but I dont think he much cared. ;)
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Hey, I know a girl who would fit right in with you guys....
I thought she was going into the bathroom to slip into something "more comfortable", after about 10 minutes, I was like, what the heck?
Nothing worse than picking someone up, thinking your gonna get a little, only to find out, the games been called due to rain.
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Chris seems to be taking the news just fine. ???
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I went by and looked at the jasper track, NICE!!!! it looks FAST!!!!!!
I think this is why quad 32 is always on the computer. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/asshunter.shtml
Gary thats the best!!!! :R :R
The guy on level 3 tore my a$$ outa the frame. No foreplay or nothin'. LOL
Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on August 22, 2006, 01:13:06 PM
I know for a fact Dave isnt Brewmaster.... but i know who is... since i have this cleaver little ISP program! Ill give the person a little time before i out him! :no
So spit it out already Chris, Who is it????? Tell Him I need some new flattrack tires. I'll donate my old ones to the League to be loaned out for free...LOL ;)
I got on here to email Hillkiller and let him know why we were unable to make it, Until i came across this...
You guys are a bunch of posers! Do you honestly think you could keep up with pro riders? NOT going to happen! you guys are still in grade school compared to us!
Bunch of wanna be pro riders! I promise you we would have sent you home with your tails between your legs!
OH SNAP!!!
Most of us were racing when you were still kicking the slats out of your crib! ;D
Talk is cheap, and we've heard all this crap before. :o
Seriously, as the new owner of the track in Ocala, I PERSONALLY invite you to come to the race here on Sept. 2nd. The track surface and shape are new so no one will have an advantage. Round up all your pro rider buddies and bring it. Torri Racing's rider David Bohnstadt is coming, or will you clown him too? :o It should be some great racing.
I would love to see a certain insurance salesman break off in that a$$.
Excuse me.... We like to be called "agents" not "salesmen" ;D
a insurance salesmen is like that guy in the movie goundhog day...
Oh, sooooorry. I stand corrected. Is it "special" agent, or just agent? LOL
That's what you get for calling "gifts" kickbacks.LOL.
Funny you should say that.. i was thinking the same! :R
And yes. Special is acceptable too. ::)
Attn. Brewmaster:
Due to a motion filed by the United Brotherhood of Insurance Agents, I would like to retract, and for you to please disregard the last line in my previous post forthwith. The group previously refered to as "insurance salesmen" shall hereto be known as insurance agents.
I think we all may be victims of a hoax...and yes as some of you know I have been known to cut the fool on here with screennames
but this one isn't me!! Honest! :-\
Quote from: fastrnrik on August 22, 2006, 09:42:00 PM
Attn. Brewmaster:
Due to a motion filed by the United Brotherhood of Insurance Agents, I would like to retract, and for you to please disregard the last line in my previous post forthwith. The group previously refered to as "insurance salesmen" shall hereto be known as insurance agents.
You forgot "licensed" insurance agents. I don't want everyone to think I'm not legit!! :)
You mean "alledgedly" licensed. I've never seen proof of any license. Please post your license #, Social Security #, drivers license #, and bank account/ credit card #'s and I will check it out.
Quote from: fastrnrik on August 22, 2006, 09:49:30 PM
You mean "alledgedly" licensed. I've never seen proof of any license. Please post your license #, Social Security #, drivers license #, and bank account/ credit card #'s and I will check it out.
License # 555-55-5555
SS# 555-55-5555
DL # W600-353-69-234-0
Acct # 123456
MC # 1234 5678 1234 5678 exp 5/55
Happy Hunting!
I was thinking. Instead of "Agent". How about "Strong Armed Robbing D@#khead". That's what I call my agent when I send in my check every month or add something to my coverage. ;D. Just my thoughts.
Quote from: fastrnrik on August 22, 2006, 10:09:23 PM
I was thinking. Instead of "Agent". How about "Strong Armed Robbing D@#khead". That's what I call my agent when I send in my check every month or add something to my coverage. ;D. Just my thoughts.
I only do P&C. I don't sell Commercial (CGL), that would be similar to being a used car salesman because they see you coming through the door and they are grinning ear-to-ear! ;D
You know Brady.... not only are Dave and I licensed agents... but both our wives are too... you just WAIT untill I tell them what you said! :box.gif Your dead meat now! :lecture.gif :spit.gif
Quote from: BrewMaster on August 22, 2006, 09:14:53 PM
I got on here to email Hillkiller and let him know why we were unable to make it, Until i came across this...
You guys are a bunch of posers! Do you honestly think you could keep up with pro riders? NOT going to happen! you guys are still in grade school compared to us!
Bunch of wanna be pro riders! I promise you we would have sent you home with your tails between your legs!
I will quote Gary again on this one "Come get some Sucka", You had months in advance to prepare to come to Valdosta.What is your excuse now? I know I am not on that level anymore, but I'm calling B.S. on you since your last name isn't Farr, Hitt, Natalie, or Little, so I think we(the Open Class) have a BIG surprise for you.
Quote from: BrewMaster on August 22, 2006, 09:14:53 PM
I got on here to email Hillkiller and let him know why we were unable to make it, Until i came across this...
You guys are a bunch of posers! Do you honestly think you could keep up with pro riders? NOT going to happen! you guys are still in grade school compared to us!
Bunch of wanna be pro riders! I promise you we would have sent you home with your tails between your legs!
who the hell you callin a poser?? your the one that didnt show... so i guess we will call you a loser!!
i dont care what you got we will send you home cryin to your moma.... you think your bad becuase you claim to be pro..... well i got your pro hang'n... if you want to prove yourself then why dont you show up next time... that way we can kick your a$$... besides if you were a real pro rider you would know how bad a 330R would whoop you dookie450's butt!! !! so i think you are full of crap.... if you want some of this 330R then you just show up on the 2nd and we will show you what real racing is all about!! !! keyboard racer!! !! :box.gif
WHOOO! I have your little pink panties in a bunch now! Kinda sensitive over the poser thing arnt you?
you guys are still on those beat up 1980something 2 strokes! Thats OK when yall grow up maybe you can race with the big boys instead of the kids classes on those bikes.. When your done with it can my peewee race it! LOL!!!! Just so yall know, we were in a fender bender close to the MS-FL line, it put ys so far behind we wouldnt have made it in time. One thing I like about this forum is the crap talking, you dont get that in the pro series anymore. When you guys can make a living racing quads you dont own then talk about hoe cool you are, until then keep digging those ditches and installing my cable! ;D
Still talking your crap I see. If your so fast how come you have never beaten me ? Didnt know I would read this huh? Well your so called friends let me in on your BS talk. Dont worry guys cause "Brew" is a slow ass. I ride a Tecate-4 with a KX 500 motor and have crushed him everytime we have raced. I live in Yazoo City , MS. so I run into him often. Oh , hes kinda fat so dont tease him about it cause he gets alittle upset about it. ;)
And as for being a paid factory rider , give me a break ! Just because you get 10% off parts from your local dealer dont make you a factory rider dill weed. ::)
wOW,Derek Get'em Rag!!!
How come The ATVA nats have never heard of this keyboard racer?
Hell I guys i can say im pro now i got 3 sponcers helping me out lol ::)
Man i cant wait till the 2nd,The real smack talkin will begin then! ;)
Hey dereck if he wants ill let you ride my 06' ltr if that will make him feel better about losing
Quote from: BrewMaster on August 23, 2006, 11:39:37 AM
keep digging those ditches and installing my cable! ;D
Actually, I would be your Landlord, time to pay the rent BEEOOOOTCH. :M :M :M :M
That guy is such a scrotum. ::)
Damn Brew your boy from up there lets the truth out. Too funny. Says your s-l-o-w, and he gets that a$$ on an old 2 stroke every time you race him? These boys down here with their "1980 something" 2 strokes are gonna have fun with you. Not to mention a guy old enough to be my dad on a black YFZ450 who can ride his a$$ off. Seriously, Are you guys coming on the 2nd or not?
Since your friend says your "kinda fat" :pig.gif :E, if you win I'll throw a box of Twinkies in with the trophy.
Hell guys if we all pitchin we can buy a case of twinky's that should Be more than enough Reward and should make sure that he will show!
i was thinking we would get him some ho ho's!! !! 8)
He'll feel like somebodies "Ho-Ho" after about a 4th or 5th place finish. :S
Quote from: fastrnrik on August 23, 2006, 03:17:31 PM
He'll feel like somebodies "Ho-Ho" after about a 4th or 5th place finish. :S
..............in the "B" main !!
Im NEVER going to another training class! see what i have missed!!!
Im getting some popcorn... Ill be right back..
Dont be pickin on 2 strokes, there are a handful of us who will tool you up good for comments like that! :M
Quote from: BrewMaster on August 22, 2006, 09:14:53 PM
I got on here to email Hillkiller and let him know why we were unable to make it, Until i came across this...
You guys are a bunch of posers! Do you honestly think you could keep up with pro riders? NOT going to happen! you guys are still in grade school compared to us!
Bunch of wanna be pro riders! I promise you we would have sent you home with your tails between your legs!
With all the racing you're doing you'll have another blow-out if you're not carefull...
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Quote from: Bandit350 on August 23, 2006, 04:10:13 PM
Quote from: BrewMaster on August 22, 2006, 09:14:53 PM
I got on here to email Hillkiller and let him know why we were unable to make it, Until i came across this...
You guys are a bunch of posers! Do you honestly think you could keep up with pro riders? NOT going to happen! you guys are still in grade school compared to us!
Bunch of wanna be pro riders! I promise you we would have sent you home with your tails between your legs!
With all the racing you're doing you'll have another blow-out if you're not carefull...
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whats up brian?? how are you doing??
I'm not pickin' on 2 strokes. Hell all my concrete saws, and even my weedeater are 2 stroke!LOL.
Quote from: fastrnrik on August 23, 2006, 06:34:22 PM
I'm not pickin' on 2 strokes. Hell all my concrete saws, and even my weedeater are 2 stroke!LOL.
Hey Brady,
Don't forget that '89 LT500 that your building is a 2 stroker too!! ;) I see you on "The Other" site talking about it LOL.
I just glad that equipment hes got running on that track is not 2 strokes. If it was we would never race again.
Quote from: fastrnrik on August 23, 2006, 06:34:22 PM
I'm not pickin' on 2 strokes. Hell all my concrete saws, and even my weedeater are 2 stroke!LOL.
Well i just bought a 4 stroke weed eater and the 1st time i used it it broke!
Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on August 23, 2006, 08:15:05 PM
Quote from: fastrnrik on August 23, 2006, 06:34:22 PM
I'm not pickin' on 2 strokes. Hell all my concrete saws, and even my weedeater are 2 stroke!LOL.
Well i just bought a 4 stroke weed eater and the 1st time i used it it broke!
whatever go back to playing your favorite little game (ass hunters) lol
I knew picking on 2 strokes would the gas mixers fired up.
Question:What are measuring cups for? Answer:Baking cakes and mixing gas.. Ha Ha Ha
Well, thanks Scott. That project was G-13 Classified.LOL. I'm kinda bummed because I found out today that the crank is bad. This little project is sucking down money like a crack sleeper :o. I still haven't got into the entire tranny, or even thouht
about the top end yet. I guess when it's all done, I know it will be right.
P.S.- I own a couple of 2 strokes just for the simple fact that if I'm bored they'll always need worked on. Ha Ha again.
I didn't know you flat trackers rocked it like this... :box.gif
This is awesome... :X
Are you guys actually gonna race each other? I might be up for watching this.
Of course we'll race. Well, all of us except Quad32, he'll just race to the store for more beer.
Uh-oh, my previous post about the 'Zilla was edited. Sorry Mod's.
Rico- You should come and watch. If you do, you'll be hooked.
Quote from: fastrnrik on August 23, 2006, 08:27:33 PM
Of course we'll race. Well, all of us except Quad32, he'll just race to the store for more beer.
Can i Add that he turns faster lap times to the store than brew and crew does on the track!
This has got to be the most interesting thread on the forum! ;D
Wait, I don't understand....which one of you is the best?
Because the one guy says he's a pro, but he conveniently missed the race, but then the other guys are posing as insurance salesman.
I'm confoozled.
Tell me who the best is and who the worst is so Uncle Rico can get on point.
I am the best. Dave and Derek are the worst, and Scott is ok. hope this helps
Yes, but for those of us keeping score at home, what about Brewmaster?
I am by far the best...........................when I run in the Pee Wee class.
And they're not "salesmen", They're "agents"
I think the general opinion is that Brewmaster is more of a Brew Consumer. He's also "kinda fat" :pig.gif according to his friend. Maybe should try some Lite Brew Mastering.
Quote from: UncleRico on August 23, 2006, 10:14:38 PM
Wait, I don't understand....which one of you is the best?
Because the one guy says he's a pro, but he conveniently missed the race, but then the other guys are posing as insurance salesman.
I'm confoozled.
Tell me who the best is and who the worst is so Uncle Rico can get on point.
No, Hillkiller and I really are Insurance Agents as well as our wives. Brewmaster on the other hand, from the PMs he sent Hillkiller is sounded very legit, honestly I dont know if hes the real deal or not.
Oh and when i actually remember to put fuel in my bike... im THE BEST! ;D
Dave told me that he thought the guy was legit. I'm just trying to get a rise out of him, so he'll be sure to come and race.
You forgot to put fuel in your bike? Probably didn't have a measuring cup huh? Next time you have that problem, let me know and I'll call my Grandma to bring you one so you can mix your gas. LOL.
No, i think i was to busy running back and forth and forgot to fill it up.. Ill learn one day.
Dont be mad because my 20yr old bike with a stock 250cc motor is faster than yours... it not my fault :R :X
I'm not mad. I'm building one of those "20 year old" bikes to run out there. It sucks though, I'm going to have to rob a liquor store to finish it!
LOL! you will get it together,, then you will wonder.. "why did i go with a 4 stroke anyway :-\ ?"
There are some new updates on the SFTL member thread
Quote from: 1fastltr450 on August 23, 2006, 10:25:52 PM
I am the best. Dave and Derek are the worst, and Scott is ok. hope this helps
thats funny gary is that why you got last?? why i got to be the worst and scott is ok?? wtf??
Im fast. So there. 8)
Quote from: O-so-fast on August 23, 2006, 12:12:27 PM
Still talking your crap I see. If your so fast how come you have never beaten me ? Didnt know I would read this huh? Well your so called friends let me in on your BS talk. Dont worry guys cause "Brew" is a slow ass. I ride a Tecate-4 with a KX 500 motor and have crushed him everytime we have raced. I live in Yazoo City , MS. so I run into him often. Oh , hes kinda fat so dont tease him about it cause he gets alittle upset about it. ;)
i like this what this man sez. Brew you have been called out fool! pleaz pleaz come to ocala when the tv people are there so we can show the world you got whooped. by the way im gonna enjoy laying my cable in you while you brew my coffee! >:(
What TV people are going to be there?
Should I get my hair done and a new blouse?
Hoosier- I've only got the YFZ450 because a punk kid needed the $$$, and it was CHEAP (and brand new). I really want an old Suzuki 250 like Scott rides. I had one of those many moons ago, and loved it. I found A '92 in Mississippi that I'm trying to buy without my wife finding out. LOL.
yea i hope he shows up!! !! cause its gonna be ON!! !! i am going to make it my mission in life to smoke his butt on the track!! same goes for scott, brew you have no idea what you are getting into but you will find out soon!! !! that is if you got the guts to show you face at ocala....
What happened to our chubby friend, Mr. Brew anyway? He hasn't responded to any of our requests for stimulating conversation. Maybe he was "brewing", and choked on somebodies teabag. :o
Has everyone else noticed the recent amout of "new" screennames..? ;)
Quote from: fastrnrik on August 24, 2006, 02:06:12 PM
What happened to our chubby friend, Mr. Brew anyway? He hasn't responded to any of our requests for stimulating conversation. Maybe he was "brewing", and choked on somebodies teabag. :o
Now thats funny chit right there ! 2:L
Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on August 24, 2006, 02:22:14 PM
Has everyone else noticed the recent amout of "new" screennames..? ;)
...this flat trackin must be getting popular!
I meant 2nd screen names.. or maybe your 100th dave! ;D
That's not nice...you will make them think brew and I are the same. Don't confuse the peeps ;D
You guys are so full of crap. ::)
yes and its all warm and mushy :pinch.gif
Oh thanks Dave ! :tsktsk.gif
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I don't know anything about Flat Track Racing, but it seems that you guys prefer the 250's over the 450's based on your posts...why is this?
What's the advantage or am I mispercieving your posts?
Also, is there a track in Central Florida where they race, that I can go watch at?
And finally, doesn anyone have any links on "FLAT TRACK" set up, so I can see what I would need to try it, ya know, go on a practice day, and not look like a complete tool.
Rico,
The 250 2 stroke vs. 450 4 stroke is an ongoing arguement that no one seems to win. Like "Ford vs Chevy". Neither's better, just different. The souped up weedeater motors (LOL)in them 2 fitty's are pretty fast, but the 450's can win on any given day. Most of it is rider ability anyway. It takes alot more skill than people think to go fast and turn left.
It just so happens that there is a track in Ocala, and there is a race there on the 2nd of Sept. It should be a large tunout, and lots of good racing to watch. PM me if you want info on the race.
If you want to look at different setups, come to the race, and look around. Nobody will make you feel like a tool. For the most part, it's a really cool, laid back bunch of guys, alot more so than in some other types of racing that I've done. You can see alot of the flat track bikes at Sothern Flat Track League.com.
Quote from: fastrnrik on August 24, 2006, 09:40:41 PM
Rico,
The 250 2 stroke vs. 450 4 stroke is an ongoing arguement that no one seems to win. Like "Ford vs Chevy". Neither's better, just different. The souped up weedeater motors (LOL)in them 2 fitty's are pretty fast, but the 450's can win on any given day. Most of it is rider ability anyway. It takes alot more skill than people think to go fast and turn left.
It just so happens that there is a track in Ocala, and there is a race there on the 2nd of Sept. It should be a large tunout, and lots of good racing to watch. PM me if you want info on the race.
If you want to look at different setups, come to the race, and look around. Nobody will make you feel like a tool. For the most part, it's a really cool, laid back bunch of guys, alot more so than in some other types of racing that I've done. You can see alot of the flat track bikes at Sothern Flat Track League.com.
you mean "southern" or is this a different league?
Yes I meant "Southern" Mr. Smart A$$ Spelling Bee Champion ;D
That's correct you will call me Mister. And you will salute when you speak to me son :no
Quote from: UncleRico on August 24, 2006, 09:15:50 PM
I don't know anything about Flat Track Racing, but it seems that you guys prefer the 250's over the 450's based on your posts...why is this?
What's the advantage or am I mispercieving your posts?
Also, is there a track in Central Florida where they race, that I can go watch at?
And finally, doesn anyone have any links on "FLAT TRACK" set up, so I can see what I would need to try it, ya know, go on a practice day, and not look like a complete tool.
Hey UncleRico, sounds like you might be a beginer like myself just getting into flattracking and I wanted to let you know of a flattrack that you can pratice on with knobbies so you can see how cool it is. The track is in Dade City called Dade Cty MX (as they also have a MX track there) they have pratice on Thursday nights 7-10pm it's a great place to try it out. It's a smaller track than Ocala but great to start out on, pratice or maybe some test&tune and if your lucky some of the "hot shots" from Ocala like dave and doug might shown up and man you can learn a lot from watching and listening to them. it's always a blast and you'll get a first hand feel for it!..come on out, I am usally there with my Suzuki Z400 giving it my best...not much but I think I'm getting a little better ::)
Hey, thanks for the info guys!
Mark, that's exactly what I want, to be able to ride with my nobbies without getting in anyone's way.
what r the classes?? ;D
www.southernflattrackleague.com
Quote from: UncleRico on August 24, 2006, 09:15:50 PM
I don't know anything about Flat Track Racing, but it seems that you guys prefer the 250's over the 450's based on your posts...why is this?
What's the advantage or am I mispercieving your posts?
They are both good bikes. The advantage is 18 years of testing on my 250R, verses only 3 months on the 450R. Powerwise the 330 is faster, but the 450 hooks better. For a beginner, I would think you would like the 450's better, because the 250R is more difficult to ride, but at this point has a slightly higher ultimate performance ceiling.
Quote from: Scott270r on September 14, 2006, 09:45:39 AM
Quote from: UncleRico on August 24, 2006, 09:15:50 PM
I don't know anything about Flat Track Racing, but it seems that you guys prefer the 250's over the 450's based on your posts...why is this?
What's the advantage or am I mispercieving your posts?
They are both good bikes. The advantage is 18 years of testing on my 250R, verses only 3 months on the 450R. Powerwise the 330 is faster, but the 450 hooks better. For a beginner, I would think you would like the 450's better, because the 250R is more difficult to ride, but at this point has a slightly higher ultimate performance ceiling.
what he is tryin to say is if you are a good rider then a 250R is faster!! if you have a strong R motor and you are a good rider you will NEVER get beat my a 4 poke!! ;D they are lighter and faster than ANY 4 banger......
yeah well what if the rider of the 250r is in the 250lb club! isnt so light weight then... ;)
I know i know... im on a diet.... :S
my motto is thin might be in but FAT'S where it's at !!!! :P
You gots that right ! ;)
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Quote from: Quad32x on September 14, 2006, 01:09:56 PM
You gots that right ! ;)
That's a great sticker - - whoever made that up is PURE GENIUS!!! 8) 8) 8)
Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on September 14, 2006, 01:02:39 PM
yeah well what if the rider of the 250r is in the 250lb club! isnt so light weight then... ;)
I know i know... im on a diet.... :S
it would still be light than a 450r with a rider in the 250lb club....... anyway you look at it an R is still 50lbs lighter!! !!
ohhh yeah!!!!!! ;)
The 450R is a really sweet bike though. With enough time, I just might be putting a 4 stroke in the winner's circle before too long... ;)
Quote from: Scott270r on September 14, 2006, 03:53:17 PM
The 450R is a really sweet bike though. With enough time, I just might be putting a 4 stroke in the winner's circle before too long... ;)
blah,blah,blah,blah!! !! !! !! :-*
Quote from: fastrnrik on August 24, 2006, 01:55:01 PM
What TV people are going to be there?
Should I get my hair done and a new blouse?
Hoosier- I've only got the YFZ450 because a punk kid needed the $$$, and it was CHEAP (and brand new). I really want an old Suzuki 250 like Scott rides. I had one of those many moons ago, and loved it. I found A '92 in Mississippi that I'm trying to buy without my wife finding out. LOL.
Hey Brady,
So did you get it? Or did the wifey find out? Those are sweet bikes, I hope to see Thomas on that one I was on racing against you guys in the intermediate class soon.....(Hint Hint Thomas)
No, the guy kinda jerked me around. I'm not driving all that way to play games. The search for a Suzuki LT250R continues....
Preferably a later model one.
Quote from: Scott270r on September 14, 2006, 03:53:17 PM
The 450R is a really sweet bike though. With enough time, I just might be putting a 4 stroke in the winner's circle before too long... ;)
Yea man Im with ya ! 4-pokes rule ! :Dead.gif Oh wait , .........sorry man , I was wrong. Must of been the weed................. Hee Hee. 8)
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puff,Puff,Pass Man!
I'm suppost to Smoke Not My quad ;) :P
Quote from: Quad32x on September 14, 2006, 10:30:20 PM
Quote from: Scott270r on September 14, 2006, 03:53:17 PM
The 450R is a really sweet bike though. With enough time, I just might be putting a 4 stroke in the winner's circle before too long... ;)
Yea man Im with ya ! 4-pokes rule ! :Dead.gif Oh wait , .........sorry man , I was wrong. Must of been the weed................. Hee Hee. 8)
Tim that's just cold man!!.......I still really like the 450, but my best chance at winning right now is Old Yeller..... ;)
Quote from: Scott270r on September 14, 2006, 11:25:04 PM
Quote from: Quad32x on September 14, 2006, 10:30:20 PM
Quote from: Scott270r on September 14, 2006, 03:53:17 PM
The 450R is a really sweet bike though. With enough time, I just might be putting a 4 stroke in the winner's circle before too long... ;)
Yea man Im with ya ! 4-pokes rule ! :Dead.gif Oh wait , .........sorry man , I was wrong. Must of been the weed................. Hee Hee. 8)
Tim that's just cold man!!.......I still really like the 450, but my best chance at winning right now is Old Yeller..... ;)
Just messin , BUT , your right about one thing. You CAN win on Old Yeller ! ;) Just dont forget about that OTHER 250 from GA. From what I hear that man is ready to BRING IT !!!!!!!!!! :o
Tim, Oh I know, I look for Derek to have a breakout night. His engine is a bump quicker than mine, but I am not rolling over and playing dead for anybody. He'll have to beat me and if so, he is my boy, I'll be proud either way.
Quote from: bmd11 on September 14, 2006, 01:11:43 PM
Quote from: Quad32x on September 14, 2006, 01:09:56 PM
You gots that right ! ;)
That's a great sticker - - whoever made that up is PURE GENIUS!!! 8) 8) 8)
Did I forget to say that Keith IS the man ? ;)
Quote from: Quad32x on September 15, 2006, 01:00:26 AM
Quote from: bmd11 on September 14, 2006, 01:11:43 PM
Quote from: Quad32x on September 14, 2006, 01:09:56 PM
You gots that right ! ;)
That's a great sticker - - whoever made that up is PURE GENIUS!!! 8) 8) 8)
Did I forget to say that Keith IS the man ? ;)
Thanks, but I am just a squirrel in your world!
Quote from: bmd11 on September 15, 2006, 05:30:41 PM
Quote from: Quad32x on September 15, 2006, 01:00:26 AM
Quote from: bmd11 on September 14, 2006, 01:11:43 PM
Quote from: Quad32x on September 14, 2006, 01:09:56 PM
You gots that right ! ;)
That's a great sticker - - whoever made that up is PURE GENIUS!!! 8) 8) 8)
Did I forget to say that Keith IS the man ? ;)
Thanks, but I am just a squirrel in your world!
every squirrel likes to get tim's nut :o
Steve , your the gayest ! :-*
Quote from: Quad32x on September 16, 2006, 11:07:51 AM
Steve , your the gayest ! :-*
Yeah, what he said!!(http://homepage.mac.com/andytimithy/images/Fatguy.jpg)
Dang Keith ! Where did you get that pic of Steve ? 2:L
I just googled "big fat slow@$$ quad racing homo" and that's what popped up... IDK
Quote from: bmd11 on September 16, 2006, 01:01:24 PM
I just googled "big fat slow@$$ quad racing homo" and that's what popped up... IDK
you fagggs don't don't even have a quad that runs >:( so till then STFU !! ;)
now go blow your dogs :o
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^HA ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Quote from: 550superquad on September 18, 2006, 09:43:06 AM
Quote from: bmd11 on September 16, 2006, 01:01:24 PM
I just googled "big fat slow@$$ quad racing homo" and that's what popped up... IDK
you fagggs don't don't even have a quad that runs >:( so till then STFU !! ;)
now go blow your dogs :o
This one's ready for ya crashcrashman... He's just your size... In every area! ;) ;)
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