A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off his flashlight, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked on the light and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'."
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Ok, so that one was further down or on another page cause I didn't read it. Go ahead and remove this.
good one. must've missed it the first time ;D
Quote from: QT314 on July 12, 2006, 03:38:36 PM
Ok, so that one was further down or on another page cause I didn't read it. Go ahead and remove this.
Its a good joke.. It deserved being posted twice.