Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try Another
cup .. just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on
the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it Loose
with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
The Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!(http://img106.exs.cx/img106/61/XPRTY032.gif)
;D
2 Funny ;DI like the way you bake!
very funny maybe we are related sounds like my family
Just wait till you taste my "RUM BALLS" ;D
I'm using grain this year :o
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QuoteJust wait till you taste my "RUM BALLS" ;D
I'm using grain this year :o
Try this lip smacker out:1 1/4 oz Bacardi Le'moan.. ;D{lemon}
3/4 oz of Peach Schnapps
2 oz of Cranberry Juice
Pour over ice and shake that mofo w/all ur might
Strain into Shot glass.
And BAM you got yourself one heck of a night cap ;D
Name of drink NOT proper for the site ;D ;D
Thats to funny !
QuoteTry this lip smacker out:1 1/4 oz Bacardi Le'moan.. ;D{lemon}
3/4 oz of Peach Schnapps
2 oz of Cranberry Juice
Pour over ice and shake that mofo w/all ur might
Strain into Shot glass.
And BAM you got yourself one heck of a night cap ;D
Name of drink NOT proper for the site ;D ;D
Buddy of mine made me one of those a few eeeks ago. Pretty good stuff!
Funny, I'll have to try that.