For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
> His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage
> on this house is $280,000 &your mother just lost her job.
> There's no way we can afford it.
> The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front
> door with a suitcase. So he asked,
> "Son, where are you going?"
> Little Patrick told him?
> "I was walking past your room last night heard you telling Mom
> you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because
> she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by
> myself with a$280,000 mortgage & no bike!"
lol, thats funny.
LOL........... 2:L