Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over
>the
>
>recent passing of her husband Earl. She decided that she would end it
>all and join him in heaven. Thinking that it would be best to get it
>over quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision
>to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first
>place.
>
>Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden
>on
>
>someone, she called her doctor's o ffice to inquire as to just exactly
>where the heart would be on a woman.
>
> The doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast".
>
>Next day Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to
>her knee
*almost dies laughing* That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. :-X
OOPS :D
LMAO............ :L 2:L :R 2:L :L
lol
Bad sight, saggy breasts, or both??
we shall never know
that is funny! lol :D