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Title: funny blonde joke! Post by: WARRIOR350 on March 06, 2006, 05:02:49 PM In order to pass through a door, you are required to say something thats true about yourself. If its a lie, you will disappear forever.
The first woman is a brunett, she walks up to the door and says "I think I am pretty". She is allowed to pass. The second woman is a redhead, and she says "I think I am smart", she also passes. Then, the blonde shows up. she says "I think...." then disappears forever! :D Title: Re: funny blonde joke! Post by: 2006YFZ450 on March 13, 2006, 08:06:27 AM LOL........ 2:L
Title: Re: funny blonde joke! Post by: Southern4x4 on March 13, 2006, 04:36:13 PM thats just flat out DUMB
Title: Re: funny blonde joke! Post by: gery350 on March 13, 2006, 04:38:10 PM funny ;D
Title: Re: funny blonde joke! Post by: Honda328i on March 20, 2006, 02:09:05 PM The Blonde and the Coke Machine:
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine. Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change. She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up. "Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh, I'm still winning." Title: Re: funny blonde joke! Post by: o4250 on March 20, 2006, 07:34:50 PM Mountain dew is a pepsi product, wont find one in a coke machine. ::)
Title: Re: funny blonde joke! Post by: Honda250ex on March 23, 2006, 07:59:54 AM ROFLMFAO!
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