I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 6," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'1".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
Quote from: Brute Force on March 03, 2006, 11:15:16 AM
"When I came in here I was tall and slender!
were'nt we all................. ;D
oh yeah got any leftover proazac, i'll take it. thanks.