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Title: 80 Yrs Old Post by: Brute Force on February 23, 2006, 09:36:45 AM An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes off." "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?" "Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!" Title: Re: 80 Yrs Old Post by: MachineDog on February 23, 2006, 11:26:20 AM Haha, that was good.
Title: Re: 80 Yrs Old Post by: gery350 on February 23, 2006, 11:36:28 AM thats a good one. ;D ;D
Title: Re: 80 Yrs Old Post by: WOODY_450r on February 23, 2006, 07:32:51 PM :L 2:L :R 2:L :L :R 2:L :L 2:L :R 2:L
thats funny Title: Re: 80 Yrs Old Post by: 2006YFZ450 on February 24, 2006, 09:09:34 PM LMAO............ :ThumbsUp.gif :R :R
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