Barbie

Started by Brute Force, November 23, 2005, 01:16:32 PM

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Brute Force

Thought you guys might enjoy this...

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store
and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display
window?"

The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers : "Sir..., "Divorced
Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends.
2005 Kawasaki Brute Force 750 4x4, HMF pipe, dyno jet, HP clutch, HP Belt, 2inch wheel spacers, 28 inch ITP 589, 2 inch lift, Bayou Snorkle, ICM Power Pak, Stereo.

2003 Yamaha Kodiak 400 4x4, 2 inch lift, 27 inch ITP 589, Home made snorkle.

Southern4x4

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The hyrbid kid

lol thats another good one...
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06 TRX450R FULL WALSH  AND AXIS... SOON TO BE WHITE..
03 CRF450EX FULL HOUSER AND AXIS.. HYBRID BABY..

mudmonkey

does anyone find anything wrong with this???   ;D lol jp
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