0-200 in 2 seconds

Started by Southern4x4, October 29, 2005, 12:34:36 PM

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Southern4x4

October 29, 2005, 12:34:36 PM
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
>His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway
>for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the
>wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a
>brand new bathroom scale. Funeral arrangements for the husband have
>been set for Saturday.


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#1
October 29, 2005, 10:18:59 PM
LMAO..That's a good 1.
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Honda250ex

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November 01, 2005, 02:55:33 PM
OGLMAO!!! ;D
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o4250

#3
November 01, 2005, 02:58:28 PM
LOL...

mudmonkey

#4
November 01, 2005, 07:55:15 PM
and which saturday is that on??
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#5
November 16, 2005, 02:56:54 PM
my substitute teacher told me a joke jsut like that
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The hyrbid kid

#6
November 16, 2005, 03:02:15 PM
ahahahahahah
thats some funny a$$ sh!t...
ima tell that one to my dad.
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klutchbuster400

#7
November 19, 2005, 11:10:24 AM
lmao funny stuff their.
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