Mind of a Woman

[Brute Force]

>> A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
>> morning; it's a bad one.
>>
>> Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
>> are
>> hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
>>
>> After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
>> That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
>> nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
>> should
>> meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
>>
>> Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
>> must
>> be a sign from God!"
>>
>> The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
>> completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
>> wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she
>> hands
>> the bottle to the man.
>>
>> The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
>> and
>> then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
>> immediately
>> puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
>>
>> "Aren't you having any?"
>>
>> The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

[mudmonkey]

lol   :R

[Ida_Mann]

how did you know my ex-wife?

;-)

Id@

[2006YFZ450]

LMAO..That's good.

[Dr.Dirt]

Dang backstabbers.

[Honda250ex]

Thats too mest up!! That is a BACK STABBER AllRIGHT

[06LimitedPred]

My ex-wife is sooooo capable of that.

[gtnwood]

My ex-wife is sooooo capable of that.

DITTO

[1quik200]

I've heard that one, but it's still funny :L :L

[MuddyGirlatTheHump]

that is messed up, but could see it coming!