Attention Wal-mart Shoppers

Started by stump66, April 06, 2005, 09:50:27 AM

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stump66

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
vehicle.
      From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of
a Crest View couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car
break down in the parking lot.  The man told his wife to carry on with
the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.  On
closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under
the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned
private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his
shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her
feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband
who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches
in
his forehead.
GOD PUT ME HERE TO ACCOMPLISH CERTAIN THINGS, I'M SO FAR BEHIND I'LL LIVE FOREVER!!!! 
AND ITS NEVER!!!!
TOO LATE TO START!!!!

dynodon

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lil_Mrs._Honda1

HAAHAHAHHA omg that is so funny ! ;D
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Mrs.Nightbreed

 :o :o :o :o


THAT IS TOO MUCH....LMAO!!!!!

Moose

LMAO

Very funny.  [smiley=trophy1.gif]
LORD, please keep your arm around my shoulder, and your hand over my mouth. Amen

blupits04

OMG that would be SOO Embarrasing! Good one though ;D
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MuddyGurl101

Where did you hear that one from?
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big-daddy

her hands must have been cold.  ;)
I wonder if we can get Cheney to take Obama hunting?
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MuddyGurl101

2005 Red Arctic Cat 400
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MuddyGurl101

Oh I know it is amazing!  [smiley=Wacko.gif]
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Im2much26

Now that was funny, and yes my head still hurts!
If you can't beat your enemies, call your buddies and have them beaten.....LOL

FORDFANZ

I  ve  heard  that  one  !!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
I NEED MUD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ms.Mud

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Oh yeah and my dad (Da_Mtg_Man) is the coolest
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Chela

#16
Too funny!!
Chela

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