TRY NOT TO LAUGH, DARE YA.

[stump66]

*The Poopie List*

GHOST POOPIE:  The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE:  The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE:  This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE:  The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE:  The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE:  It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE:  The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE:  Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE:  The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE:  That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump):  The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE:  This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it.  You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE:  You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

[MadMudder]

seen that on funnyjunk. awsome list

[Asphaltdragon]

funny.... Every single person that ever lived has had at least one of those poopies happen to them

[MadMudder]

I get the ghost poopie all the time.

[Asphaltdragon]

I get the ghost poopie all the time.

ghost poopie would make a good user name ... LoL

[Honda328i]

LOL!    [smiley=laugh.gif] I have not seen this one in years and was hoping to run across it again some day.  It's still funny after 15 years.

You did forget:

RICH PEOPLE'S Poopie: The kind that thinks their's doesn't stink.

MEXICAN FOOD Poopie:  It burns going in and burns going out.

DRAGSTER Poopie:  It leaves skid marks in the potty.

 

[Chela]

Too Funny

[kawGIRL]

Everybody poops

My mom has that book in her bathroom.