Did we have children? rated PG-13

Started by apkkfx400, September 21, 2005, 04:59:45 PM

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apkkfx400

September 21, 2005, 04:59:45 PM
THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN

A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAY HELLO.


HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM.

SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?".


TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN."


NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL AND SAYS "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY AS$ WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY A$S?"


SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."

TRX350_On_The_Rack

#1
September 21, 2005, 05:05:37 PM
Already posted, but funny :)
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Southern4x4

#2
September 21, 2005, 05:14:51 PM
LOL
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~Demon_Boy~

#3
September 21, 2005, 06:14:24 PM
lol ive seen funnier but this was still pretty funny

bigscrub79

#4
September 21, 2005, 09:47:19 PM
Thats funny stuff. :D
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Honda250ex

#5
October 02, 2005, 03:49:18 PM
THATS MESSED UP
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Honda250ex

#6
October 10, 2005, 10:21:12 PM
If that was somebody, I think they would take their son out of the class
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#7
November 01, 2005, 03:43:22 PM
LOL...... 8) 8)
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November 01, 2005, 06:50:41 PM
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