Prayers

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FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,  Massages my back and begs to

do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,  Knows what to answer

to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,  And always be my very

best friend.

Amen.



MALE PRAYER


I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor

store and a bass boat.

This doesn't rhyme with anything and I don't give a sh*t Amen.

[Southern4x4]

lol

[bigscrub79]

LMAO thats hillarious.