SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship

Started by stump66, May 18, 2005, 02:46:58 PM

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stump66

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.


SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.  I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.  I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.  Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work wearing only what nature gave me.  Call (
***) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy; I'll be waiting...
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.
GOD PUT ME HERE TO ACCOMPLISH CERTAIN THINGS, I'M SO FAR BEHIND I'LL LIVE FOREVER!!!! 
AND ITS NEVER!!!!
TOO LATE TO START!!!!

gery350

hey this is klutchbuster350, me and rl400*mostly rl400* made my dad this sig. now lets see how long it takes him to notice lol
hey while im here...........klutchbuster rules!!!!!!
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cain73

LMAO ! It's not just what you're saying it's how you say it.
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2Raptors

That's great ;D.  Hopefully she found a home.

stump66

I wonder if she's of the working group??  ;)
GOD PUT ME HERE TO ACCOMPLISH CERTAIN THINGS, I'M SO FAR BEHIND I'LL LIVE FOREVER!!!! 
AND ITS NEVER!!!!
TOO LATE TO START!!!!

qt314nfla

That was so good I had to share it w/ mom.  We both got a big laugh.  Thanks!

bigsteve

I wounder if she'll getcha a beer when you ask? [smiley=drink.gif]
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QuoteI wounder if she'll getcha a beer when you ask? [smiley=drink.gif]
It's not the Stroh's dog. It's a lab.  Tape a duck around the neck and you may have a dog that gets you a beer.  Well, either that or throw the beer in the water.

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