yo mamma yokes

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dvx400#1

July 25, 2005, 04:08:22 PM
o.k i always enjoy this jokes  some of them are funny. i,ll start firts


yo mamma is so fat that she has to get her finger nails done @ macco body shop.

big-daddy

#1
July 25, 2005, 05:15:39 PM
yo mamma is so fat that she has two zip codes
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klutchbuster400

#2
July 25, 2005, 08:18:32 PM
yo mommas so fat shes on both sides of the family :o
yo mommas so fat when she went sky diving everyone the moon was fallin  ;D* just made it up* lol

Da_Mtg_Man

#3
July 25, 2005, 09:32:49 PM
Yo mamma so fat ,when she fell down and broke her leg, Grease poured out.
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Bigscrb15

#4
July 26, 2005, 09:53:04 AM
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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bigscrub79

#5
July 26, 2005, 11:01:07 AM
Yo mama is so fat she stepped on a digital scale and it started flashing "HELP......HELP......HELP"






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Bigscrb15

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July 26, 2005, 11:50:03 AM
Quote from: bigscrub79 on July 26, 2005, 11:01:07 AM
Yo mama is so fat she stepped on a digital scale and it started flashing "HELP......HELP......HELP"



(no comments lil brother)

He asked for it! We went to M.O.S.I(Museam of Science and Industry) about 2 years ago and they had a scale that displayed your weight on Earth, Moon, Mars, Pluto, etc. You just hit the button to see how much you would weigh on another planet. Well we were all taking turns and when it was Josh's turn he got on the scale and it flashed "Help, Help, Help" It was so funny! This is the god's honest truth, I am not lying.
"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return."

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#7
July 26, 2005, 08:40:37 PM
yo momma so fat when she sat on  the rainbow skittles popped out

yo momma so fat she got more rolls than the bakery

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KXKID

#8
July 27, 2005, 10:14:43 PM
yo mamma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said 8 6 7 5 3 0 9         






KXKID

#9
July 27, 2005, 10:17:26 PM
yo mamma so fat she swam in an ocean and a whale jumpped over her and said we are family............even no you are fatter than me

Da_Mtg_Man

#10
July 27, 2005, 10:20:46 PM
Yo mamma so poor the other day I saw her walking down the street kicking a can, I asked her what she was doing and she said, "Moving"
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bigscrub79

#11
July 28, 2005, 09:24:00 AM
Yo mammas so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
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klutchbuster400

#12
July 28, 2005, 02:54:25 PM
yo mommas so fat, she dont walk, she rolls. ;D

Southern4x4

#13
July 28, 2005, 03:00:49 PM
yo mamma so fat when she walks she causes earthquakes.
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Ms.Mud

#14
July 28, 2005, 10:57:36 PM
you're mamma so fat .... the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale!
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qt314nfla

#15
July 29, 2005, 03:17:19 AM Last Edit: June 02, 2006, 02:46:40 AM by QT314
your momma's so fat when her beeper goes off ppl think she's backing up.

your momma's so fat when she goes to the movie she sits next to everyone.

your momma's so fas she had to iron her pants on the driveway....

enjoy i'll be back w/ more.  didn't want to spoil you all in one bout.

cd4mud

#16
August 01, 2005, 10:24:05 AM
yo mamma so FAT!   they had to install a 6" lift on the driveside of her car to level it out.

klutchbuster400

#17
August 01, 2005, 12:02:22 PM
Quote from: Last Chance on August 01, 2005, 10:46:58 AM
yo mamma so fat shes on both sides of the family
ummm sorry dude, already said it

klutchbuster400

#18
August 01, 2005, 03:54:54 PM
lol no prob, but ill have 2 talk about your momma 4 that one lol.
yo mommas so fat she has every bakery on speed dial ;D

devildog55

#19
August 05, 2005, 01:04:41 AM
what? ???
yo mommas so fat that when she sat in a monster truck it turned into a lowrider
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