Lawyer vs Cop

[MrsPureLogic]

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy.
He thinks that he can outsmart the Deputy because he is sure he has a better education and decides to prove it to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense.

Deputy says, "License and registration, please."   Lawyer says, "What for?"  Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."  Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."  Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please." Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket.  If not, you let me go and no ticket."

Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."

At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"

[Ms.Mud]

lmbo! thats hilarious!!!! lol

[KXKID]

lol nice 1

[bigscrub79]

That reminds me of the cop who clocked the teenager doubling the speed limit.

The cop pulled him over and said "I have been waiting for you all day." 

The boy said " Well i got here as fast as i could." 

The cop let him go cause he was laughing to hard to write the ticket.

[MrsPureLogic]

Cute