Priceless!

[digginfool]

"Ya know, when I was 25 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands.  By the time I was 45, I could bend it
about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.  By the time I was 55, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem.
I'm gonna be 75 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand."

"So, what's your point?"

"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"

[Cpearl]

lol